Face Salad

Any form of facial hair, whether it be a goatee, moustache, fu manchu or long beard.

Rollie Fingers, Hall of Fame pitcher for the Oakland A's, had some of the most impressive face salad in the history of sports.

by Merkules June 26, 2009

salad toss

licking asshole and taint

toss my salad, fool

by hott-nix February 17, 2003

Saiid

A good man, kind, sweet and sincere. Like a big Teddy Bear. Adventurous, fun and good with people, likes to take a chance and live on the edge. A good family man and values love.

Saiid love to ride motorcycles and go skating.

by Motorcycle Girl February 16, 2010

hand salad

A late night salad created by taking a large leaf of lettuce, placing several different items inside such as bacon bits, cheese, tomatoes and salad dressing. Fold the lettuce over like a burrito, hold it in your hand with no plate or utensils and eat it.

Man, I was really wasted last night but that hand salad I made tasted delicious.

by leaf lover October 13, 2011

that's what you said last night

Alternative of 'that's what she said' Turning something normal someone has said, to being sexual.

Girl: *spits out food* Your sausage tastes too salty!
Boy: That's what you said last night..

by Ojm123 October 7, 2011

that's what she really said

The witty and usually more accurate spoof of the original "that's what she said" jokes.

Don't touch me!
That's what she really said!

I was just faking!
That's what she really said!

Is that it?
That's what she really said!

by cali spain January 2, 2011

thats what she said

making something completely unsexual, and making it sexual.

two guys talking about getting off the freeway:
"dude you better slow down or else you wont be able to get off"
"thats what she said"

or, another scenario:
"slow down it wont fit!"
"thats what she said"

by raaafael September 17, 2007