Samone

A pretty name. It is meant for a pretty girl who is pimpin

She is a pimp.Her middle name is samone

by babyangel March 19, 2005

Salmon Handkerchiefing

When giving oral to a Woman or when needed/ appropriate, her labias are used to blow ones nose for pleasure

"She was really getting into it, before I salmon handkerchiefed her"
"I needed to blow my nose, and since i was already down there... Salmon Handkerchief!"
"her labs were so big!; perfect for a Salmon Handkerchief!"
"Its Salmon Handkerchiefing time!"

by Freckly Downstairs July 29, 2012

boiled salmon

(n) a word used to express how slow something is going.

usu. used in reference to elevators.

this elevator is going slower than an elephant in quick sand...or a boiled salmon.

by srah January 23, 2005

Simon and Garfunky

A phrase often said when putting a Simon and Garfunkel record, tape or CD on, to indicate how funky the music is, and how you will get funky listening to it.

-Puts CD in player-
"Let's get Simon and Garfunky."

by tea and toast. July 9, 2009

Salmon Satchel

An unwashed, large vagina.

The salmon satchel will remind you of happy memories at the seaside as a child, until you open your eyes and notice the gaping snizz in front of your face!...to be avoided at all costs!

Dude, I was at this club last night, took my homegirl round the back to get jiggy, whipped off her dress and she had a salmon satchel. I don't speak to her any more.

by satchelhater May 5, 2009

Simple Simon

Hallucinogenic mushrooms

I'm looking to score some Simple Simon tonight. I want to get good and silly!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 21, 2021

Simon Hanslow Novel

A mythical unpublished work that is poorly written and full of preposterous ideas and subplots, all characters in such pulp fiction are based on actual people who the author wishes to control like some sick kid playing with dolls.

"This is like something straight from the pages of a Simon Hanslow Novel."

"This has more plot holes and mistakes than a Simon Hanslow Novel!"

"Have you seen Jenny's diary? It's like a Simon Hanslow Novel!"

by Peter Fisher November 25, 2003