stiff stream

the very cumbersome act of urinating after masturbation

the worst part of a nut is the stiff stream that comes after

by dr. david doctor November 08, 2022

Joel Stiff

When you get down on your knees and take a massive dong for your friend in order to save him from some sort of major life stressor.

Bro you'd really Joel Stiff this guy for me?
Hey Lathan I owe this guy $10,000 but he said he if you'd do him a favor he would forgive it all. Do you mind Joel Stiffing him for me?

by GeofforJeoff November 16, 2019

stiff toe

Making the big toe stiff and jabbing into some body else, preferably on a pressure point

If i ever got attacked, i'd stiff toe him/her right in the groin.

by FACKITsDiana January 24, 2016

Stiff jensen

When you shit on your fist before landing a jab

Did you see that fight last night that guy pulled a stiff Jensen.

by The real Minnow September 12, 2020

stiff lincoln

A crisp 5 dollar bill used for hush money.

Billy gave Samantha a stiff Lincoln to keep her mouth shut. #notmetoo

by Yomommaisphat July 26, 2019

stiff hug

A stiff hug is a type of hug where you only wrap one arm around the other person and your bodies touch from the side thus, giving minimal physical contact. The name comes from how your elbow should barely be bent so your arm appears stiff.

I wanted to hug that hot girl, but she gave me a stiff hug instead.

by Nirvanajunk1e April 30, 2015

museum stiff

When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favorite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.

"Wow Johnson, I think that exhibition just got me museum stiff."

by mike88888884 January 27, 2022