stiff lincoln

A crisp 5 dollar bill used for hush money.

Billy gave Samantha a stiff Lincoln to keep her mouth shut. #notmetoo

by Yomommaisphat July 25, 2019

Stiff Cactus

A very slow person

Josh says he gets his weed in the mail. He is such a Stiff Cactus

by Efy17xx March 4, 2011

stiff stream

the very cumbersome act of urinating after masturbation

the worst part of a nut is the stiff stream that comes after

by dr. david doctor November 8, 2022

stiff cock

an object that ive shoved up my arse

guy 1: hey did u know that jake fucked riley with his stiff cock last night?
guy 2: omg such poggers!!!!!!

by Stupid Af July 12, 2021

Joel Stiff

When you get down on your knees and take a massive dong for your friend in order to save him from some sort of major life stressor.

Bro you'd really Joel Stiff this guy for me?
Hey Lathan I owe this guy $10,000 but he said he if you'd do him a favor he would forgive it all. Do you mind Joel Stiffing him for me?

by GeofforJeoff November 15, 2019

stiff noodle

When you over cook Ramen noodles to the point where they return to their original form.

Kid: Mom what's taking so long!

Mother: Sorry (random child name) I had to make another pot of Ramen. The first batch got stiff noodle.

by Mandarin0310 July 27, 2017

stiff hug

A stiff hug is a type of hug where you only wrap one arm around the other person and your bodies touch from the side thus, giving minimal physical contact. The name comes from how your elbow should barely be bent so your arm appears stiff.

I wanted to hug that hot girl, but she gave me a stiff hug instead.

by Nirvanajunk1e April 30, 2015