Smurf

Any woman or man who dyes their pubes the same color as their hair

"Bro I fucked a smurf last night!" "The fuck?" "Bro her pubes were the same color as her hair, Blue!!!"

by ButtlickingCunthole June 24, 2019

smurf

dick in a box

i dont know nigga smurf

by CANUTEDOESMINECRAFT June 30, 2019

Smurf

A gaming term meaning a fake low level account to get pro or good players into lower level games (eg using a new account in R6 to get into newcomer) usually used in skill based matchmaking

Bruh that dickhead is using a smurf

by Mxt April 23, 2020

Smurf

jesus reincarnated as a level 6

that doomfist is a smurf. he just steamrolled the whole team while being a level 6.

by nalvinian May 22, 2020

Smurf

a Zombie labeler, a clone, someone that tells you gossip and comments and watches you with their third camera eye and tries to get you selfconscious in a evil way as to block you from creatively being yourself...Minions of the New world Order , they are the base of the new "piramids" and they are dividing everyone and propagating hate for humanity. thei are basically bio survaillence cameras with a mouth, they were tought by their trapped system to be Sodomistic to others....

as a group, they are mental chaos and cannot be defeated by a single person telling comebacks....

"Cannot escape the big shroom, smurf!"

by NIU Davinci September 25, 2020

Smurf

When someone - who is of fairly high level in a video game, often an FPS - creates another account because they need to flex on people who are just starting the game. Or they want easy some exp and loot boxes.

Person A: "Wait, last time we played, Person C was bronze level?"
Person B: "Yeah. This is their smurf account. They want more loot boxes and achievement unlocks."
Person A: "Huh. What's the point in that if it's not their main account?"
Person B: "Not a clue."

by dysflexia November 13, 2020

smurf

When your pp is too small and she laughs and you become sad(blue).

James: Hey Honey!
*takes down pants*
Honey: How is it so little??
James: I'm sad :(
Honey: Don't be smurf

by englishman69 February 11, 2021