Smooth Criminal

1) The seventh track on Michael Jackon's Bad album. A "fantasy" song that is, what Thriller is to Thriller, to Bad. Thriller took you to zombie land. Smooth Criminal reminds you Sunday was a black day and has you wondering whether Annie is okay now.

2) One of the most amazingly choreographed music videos ever by the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson is a smooth criminal in his music video. In reality, he's "smooth but not criminal".

by rolling_star October 24, 2010

Sour Apple Smoothie

When eating out a girl with Syphilis, she queefs and a green liquid comes out of her vagina and goes into your mouth. Since this is extremely disgusting you puke all over her vagina, yet continue to eat.

I went to your mom's house to get a Sour Apple Smoothie

by Dr. Syphilis March 31, 2009

Smooth June

A little fondle here and there in your rear end. No entry, but definitely skimming the border.

"Guys Louis the Child just gave me the soupiest smooth june"

"Say maj"
"Maj"

by 69kinkychinky69 September 8, 2016

she a smoochie

What being a smoochie means is being a hoe, thot, slut or anything of the sort. You would be called a smoochie

She a smoochie bro, she was going round all of nyc.

by Isa-kun December 2, 2021

Smoove Bwain

Your brain is so Smoove it can do flips, very intelligent, you are capable to be the most immaculate person in the whole world. If you have a Smoove Bwain you are an intellectual, PERIODT.

"I got such a Smoove Bwain, all these ugly wrinkly bwains can't compare."

"You should see Emily's Smoove Bwain, she got a whole A in her test because of it."

"Being a Wrinkle Brain is such horror, I wish I had a Smoove Bwain like Alex."

by Biggest Smoove Bwain 101 January 7, 2021

Smoochking

A person that had a glitched picture looking like they kissed a girl

YO BRO ITS SMOOCHKING

by Zahori March 15, 2022

Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie

When a man has anal sex with a woman and then ejaculates in a her vagina during her menstrual cycle.
The combination of fecal matter, semen and blood from the menstrual cycle creates the ultimate Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie.

Andrew: Hey, what's your favorite smoothie of all time?
Alex: I like strawberry smoothies. Whats yours?
Andrew: It would have to be the CHOC CHIP STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE

by Stretche July 17, 2016