When two men are engaged in a heated argument and it is clear no resolution will be made, one male will say "size up", prompting both participants to expose their penises. The one with the larger penis wins the argument by default simply because his penis is larger. No exceptions.
Male 1: "Dude, you're a fucking dumbass, McDonalds is definitely better than Wendy's."
Male 2: "Um, are you fucking kidding me, Wendy's is 10 times better."
Male 1: "Size up"
Male 2: Alright, fine, McDonald's is better.
Male 2: "Um, are you fucking kidding me, Wendy's is 10 times better."
Male 1: "Size up"
Male 2: Alright, fine, McDonald's is better.
by VillanovaJC March 30, 2011
Get the size upmug. Referring to anything of ridiculously large size or proportion. ( i.e. genitial in most adult films )
"That 64oz Big Gulp is huge, but the 96oz is porn-sized"
"Have you seen Buck's hog? It's porn-sized!"
"Have you seen Buck's hog? It's porn-sized!"
by DeezilRam December 6, 2006
Get the porn-sizedmug. The size of a girl's lady parts, the letter coded sizes have different meanings:
A - Awkward
B - Basic
C - Comfortable
D - Decent
DD - Delightfully Decent (Damn)
E - Enourmous
F - Fake
G - Gasp
A - Awkward
B - Basic
C - Comfortable
D - Decent
DD - Delightfully Decent (Damn)
E - Enourmous
F - Fake
G - Gasp
Girl 1: Hey Tracy, I've always been wondering, what's your bra size?
Girl 2: I'm a size C but I don't really mind, I guess I'm comfortable with it..
Girl 1: At least you're not a size B like me, my boobs are pretty basic boobs i suppose, I wish they were bigger.. O_o
Girl 2: I know what you mean, I wish I could be a size D, that's pretty decent if you ask me:)
Girl 1: Haha, look on the bright side, at least you're not an A..That would be so awkward to live with haha..
Girl 2: I'm a size C but I don't really mind, I guess I'm comfortable with it..
Girl 1: At least you're not a size B like me, my boobs are pretty basic boobs i suppose, I wish they were bigger.. O_o
Girl 2: I know what you mean, I wish I could be a size D, that's pretty decent if you ask me:)
Girl 1: Haha, look on the bright side, at least you're not an A..That would be so awkward to live with haha..
by Jemina110 June 18, 2013
Get the bra sizemug. John: Hey, Tim, what's your shoe size?
Max: 10 1/2. Why?
John: Oh.. no reason.... >_>
Max is really saying his penis is 10 1/2 inches
Max: 10 1/2. Why?
John: Oh.. no reason.... >_>
Max is really saying his penis is 10 1/2 inches
by fthmdg April 25, 2006
Get the Shoe Sizemug. The best way to describe your cock if it's below average and you must divulge the information in an honest way. A favorite with fun sized girls.
by Baird024 October 16, 2016
Get the fun sizemug. by BostonTravis August 18, 2006
Get the cock sizemug. A super small thing. Something so small that it is unbelievable that such a product would be produced.
by elton kingsley March 13, 2008
Get the sabe sizedmug.