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Get the shat mug.it's a shorter way of calling someone a shitty bastard.
shitty + bastard = shastard
pronounced (shass-turd)
shitty + bastard = shastard
pronounced (shass-turd)
by Nefty June 26, 2006
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Get the Shastab mug.Something so impressive, it's no longer Mind Shattering, but Mind Shatting. Then it becomes even more impressive that the words are reversed, thus becoming "Shat Minding"
Those who have Shat Minding abilities:
He-Man, Master of the Universe
Optimus Prime
Spider Man
Pikachu
Goku
Master Chief
Marcus Fenix
Ex of a word:
Person 1: DUUDEEE!!! Did you hear that there's gonna be a remake of Halo???
Person 2: Shat Minding man, shat minding
He-Man, Master of the Universe
Optimus Prime
Spider Man
Pikachu
Goku
Master Chief
Marcus Fenix
Ex of a word:
Person 1: DUUDEEE!!! Did you hear that there's gonna be a remake of Halo???
Person 2: Shat Minding man, shat minding
by Mr. Yellowed October 23, 2011
Get the Shat Minding mug.Shatbooking is like Shexting, but its when someone spends far to long on the toilet with a tablet or smartphone whilst using facebook.
Person 1: 'What are you doing Shexting? I need to use the toilet..'
Person on the loo: 'No!! Im Shatbooking...'
Person on the loo: 'No!! Im Shatbooking...'
by Scuzzball February 16, 2014
Get the shatbooking mug.A catalyst for shitting. Any product that, when consumed, will cause a rapid onset of bowel movements.
Jorge poured rancid beef juice into Simone's beverage, well aware that it was a shatalyst; he wanted things to get kinky that night.
or
Kevin: Have you tried the new burrito place on 5th?
Reginald: Yeah, they're jumbo burger was a shatalyst. I painted a mural of a sandstorm on their bathroom floor, if you know what I mean.
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Kevin: Have you tried the new burrito place on 5th?
Reginald: Yeah, they're jumbo burger was a shatalyst. I painted a mural of a sandstorm on their bathroom floor, if you know what I mean.
by The-commodore March 29, 2015
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