shrinkle

when the sun shrinks and burns something like skin or an egg on a hot skillet and makes a crinkling noise

the sun is a shrinkle machine, it is shrinkling me as we speak!!!!

by yo momma beoch March 29, 2010

shrocks

shrocks. the shrek crock. the roadmen are quaking at these fresh creps they bouta finesse some

ay up look at that geezer wearin those crepes imma bout to finesse me some fresh shrocks bois

by what’s-a-pseudonym October 18, 2019

Shrink Wrap

A sexual act performed by gay men, involving one man who is uncut (not circumsized)

Pressing the heads of two penises together and pulling the fore-skin over the other and simultaneously masturbating both.

Man #1: Wanna play tummy sticks?

Man #2: Sure, can we shrink wrap?

man #1 proceed to pull his foreskin over the head of man # 2 and they mutually masturbate.

by DJ Mack Attack June 4, 2009

Shrok

Part of shrek's genitalia

Dave: Did u see shrek's massive shrok?

by dj1999 June 12, 2015

shonk

to pull a fast one,to get one over on someone.To string something out but make it look like youv'e been busy.

Stuarts been shonking on that one again!lazy bastard!

by bum wad,felch,cream,rabbit knob. October 4, 2003

Chinese Shrinky Dink

The man smears hot mustard and Szechuan sauce on his "wang" and shoves it up his woman's chocolate star fish.

After eating a huge meal from PF Chang's, I like to give the little lady a Chinese Shrinky Dink for dessert.

by Tommy Harris August 24, 2006

Shonk

A range of sanwhich vans that retail in poor quality greasy food which is most definately not for the feint hearted, otherise known for selling their Shonk

"'cmon lets go to the Shonk van for their utter shonk!"

"Shonky von Shonkerton is out side fancy a samosa?"

by Shonky von shonkerton January 20, 2009