this is a tall guy who probably has a beard and likes to chat to bare girls. He secretly wants love but is a bit of a player/hoe. shame really.
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by theurchin March 22, 2019
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by Seymour Hawkins August 22, 2012
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Pete Laan : that’s Seymon, bitch.
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