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Setting the Table

Draping a towel over the back of your partner whilst they maintain a tabular position on their hands and knees, to wipe the pool of semen congregating in the arch of their back, after pulling out of doggystyle to ejaculate on their spine.
"What are you doing in there? Hurry up and set the table, it's sticking to my back and I can't hold this position forever."

*Partner emerges 5 minutes later grasping a towel, ready to set the table after cleaning his penis and enduring a post intercourse piss with a raging hard on*

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"I just cum inside these days because I can't be bothered setting the table"
by Nelly191 June 27, 2022
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Suxting

The act of an undesirable and lonely girl offering nude pictures of themselves to boys, rather then they other way around. (Can be switched for boys)
Girl: "Hey im horny, wanna see my tits?"
Boy: "Ew, no you are like 9,001 pounds!"
Girl: "Please just look at them they are nice!"
Boy: "Stop suxting me before I call the cops."

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Boy: "Wanna see my cock? ;)"
Girl: "Absolutely not, faggot."
Boy: "PLEASE IM LONELY"
Girl: "Please. I dont suxt, I sext."
by redban December 22, 2009
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Shexting

The act of taking a shit while texting with a mobile device.
I was shexting in the bathroom, that's why I took so long...
by ramiro_sierra March 21, 2012
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sexing

(v.)- perfoming a sexual act on someone; someone's ability to have sex with someone a lot.
"He's still sexing that chick?"
by kmartttttttttt July 20, 2008
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settings pussy

A person that is too pussy to change any settings on any electrical device because they are afraid it will ruin whatever the item is by changing the settings.
Dude: "hey man, you should put the Aero setting on your new Windows 7 laptop"

Guy: "no way dude it will totally fuck everything up and I don't want to do that!"

Dude: "you're such a settings pussy"
by andale524 January 24, 2010
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shexting

by gatman January 25, 2015
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gerbil setting

its the setting on a vacuum cleaner to correctly suck a gerbil out of someones butt
"Get it out! Find the vacuumand make sure its on the gerbil setting!"
by dan and steph April 16, 2007
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