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valentine's day

1) A painful and miserable holiday invented by women to make them feel good about themselves. Much like Mother's Day, except for all females.

2) A holiday where you will most likely regret every action you perform, no matter the outcomes of those actions, performed or otherwise.
I don't have to worry about Valentine's Day because I'm going to a concert.
by EnerJax February 1, 2004
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Fake Paddy's Day

The holiday celebrated one or two weeks before St. Patrick's Day (and Spring Break) to allow for maximum participation in group drinking.
Budweiser sells green beer in cans? This is going to be the best Fake Paddy's Day ever!
by Jumpin' Jack Flash March 13, 2009
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S-Day

S-Day is a day of messing with anyone with the letter S in their name. It is full of jokes, rage, and happiness! It happens on the 18th of December.
Sally: Hey, Jacob.
Jacob: Its S-Day.
Sally: OH GOD NOT AGAIN
by JoshIsNotMyName December 18, 2020
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Father's Day

A day to recognize your husband or father screaming at their kids every sports game, eating all the snacks in the pantry, staying in the office all day, and snoring(shaking the whole house).
Woops, tomorrow is Father's day. Looks like I'll just get him a grill or a basketball or some manly spices.
by Yeet2005 June 17, 2018
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Valentine’s Day

The useless holiday trying to promote love and basically saying that you should hate everyone the other 364/365 days of the year.
In some people’s opinion, Valentine’s Day is the best holiday to have come. But in everyone else’s, it just reminds them how useless and lonely they are.
by RedHeadW/Temper February 14, 2019
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Not a Mother's Day

The day that a woman gets her period, when she knows she is not pregnant.
Girl: I got my period today! I was so worried.
Girl friend: Happy Not a Mother's Day!
by toadaron December 8, 2011
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Saint Patrick’s day

A holiday that promotes discrimination against people who don’t wear green
People who don’t wear green get treated unfairly on Saint Patrick’s day
by Dubiks December 24, 2018
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