Definitions by toadaron

Limiting organ 

The organ in your body that is most likely to fail first, leading to death.

"People tell me I should eat less fast food to keep my heart healthy, but I'm not too worried about that. With the amount I drink, my limiting organ is definitely my liver."

Limiting organ by Toadaron June 10, 2013

Not a Mother's Day 

The day that a woman gets her period, when she knows she is not pregnant.

Girl: I got my period today! I was so worried.
Girl friend: Happy Not a Mother's Day!

Not a Mother's Day by toadaron December 8, 2011

Judy Garland cocktail 

A mixture of champagne and Valium. Coined by Lady Gaga on the Tonight Show on February 14, 2011.

When Lady Gaga fell in Heathrow Airport while wearing ridiculously large heels, people might have suspected she had too much of the Judy Garland cocktail.

Judy Garland cocktail by Toadaron March 2, 2011

buy-a-vowel drunk

So drunk that speech is slurred and words are mispronounced, with vowel sounds often being omitted.

First published by sporswriter Rick Reilly.

I went to the Bears game this weekend wearing my cheesehead, and the fans there were buy-a-vowel drunk. I couldn't even comprehend their pathetic excuses for insults.

buy-a-vowel drunk by Toadaron December 4, 2010

streets behind 

Uncool or unhip; behind the times. As seen on the TV show "Community."

Pierce: "Streets ahead" is verbal wildfire.
Annie: Does it just mean "cool," or is it supposed to be like "miles ahead?"
Pierce: *sigh* If you have to ask, you're streets behind.

streets behind by Toadaron April 24, 2010