School

a place where they try to stuff un-important, useless information into your brain

he: i am sick of school
she: yeah they stuff all this information about health and sex education into my brain

by sugarpop515 September 26, 2011

School

S.ix
C.ruel
H.ours
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O.ur
L.ives

"Do I have to go to school again?!"
"I'm going to kill myself if I go to school again"

by Brisimonetti November 12, 2014

school

A sort-of-like prison where you have to spend 18 years in. Full of hate, teachers that don't know shit, and kids getting bullied.

Hey man, how is school?
What the fuck do you think?

by Prodigy02 January 23, 2016

school

A form of mental torture where the torturer strips the victim of there Constitutional rights then forces them to do stressfull, Repetitive tasks that yield no reward.

School is the punishment for being born.

by ching chong9 April 4, 2016

School

A prison where teachers and staff claim to teach your kids but instead brainwash children and teens and force feed them food cheaper than socks off of craigslist. Not only that they give tests with concepts that the class hasn't ever touched upon. Teachers use that tactic to knock your kids done to grades such as F's and give parents/guardians the ability complain about grades and punish their kids. That teacher will never be caught.

Mom: (looks at test) AN F!? YOUR PUNISHED
Kid: (crying) M-mom! My teacher never taught us that!
Mom: SHUT UP WITH YOUR EXCUSES!

Kid: ( goes up to room) I HATE SCHOOL!

by wazzip July 17, 2016

school

THE LIVING INCARNATION OF SATAN HIMSELF

SCHOOL IS A PLACE WHERE YOU GO TO LEARN SHIT YOU ALREADY KNOW

by RedstoneTrippy August 15, 2018

School

A hellhole controlled by the government where you you learn crap meant to last until the next test, by which time you probably fucking forgot the other useless information. You may get a computer but it’s controlled by the school so good luck posting kickass drum videos like I totally did in the 6th grade. If you wear a Pantera shirt people start looking at you funny like you’re fucking retarded. It’s wonderful. If you ever get addicted to weed it was probably from some idiot exposed to you thru school.

Dude, school fucking sucks. They need to fix it or make recess better. I hate al those stupid kids at lunch. It sucks butts.

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 14, 2019