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Salma boobs

Salma boobs are gigantic, bulbous, pendulous tits that do not sag and are covered in a tasty, non-fat candy coating that doubles the pleasure.
Yup, look: she has Salma boobs. Let's start sucking.
by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009
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salman khan

Indian actor. He kind of started the whole bodybuilding and six-pack thing as cool in India.
Omg, priya did you see Salman Khan's body in that new movie.
by Ahmed Bhuiyan April 2, 2005
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Salman Khan

Indian Actor who is known for his Heavenly looks, chiselled body , charitable works and insane fan following.. Brilliant actor who has proved himself by giving Blockbusters in every genre.
Megastar Salman Khan is so Dashing.
by Wickedmind July 6, 2019
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anatomical sales associate

Another clever synonym for a prostitute. It can be used to describe the profession or as an insult.
Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I'm not exactly comfortable with soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."
by improviduto December 15, 2008
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A Salisbury

Refers to a picture text of a man's erect genital organ. Balls, inner thighs, and/or knifken shots are not included in a true Salisbury-it is only shaft. A very diverse manuever, the Salisbury can be used in a sexual, comical, or creepy manner. Derived from former ESPN football Analyst Sean Salisbury-who was fired from the Network for participating in this phenomenal practice.
Brenda: So Brian just sent me a Salisbury, and let me say, it was so hot.

Joey: I Salisburied that bitch last night, her inbox was blown up with pics of my shaft.

Kim: OMG, Bobby is so annoying, all he sends me nowadays is Salisburies.
by MitchCumstein89 June 7, 2009
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leaping salmon

a variation of the common nipple cripple. to perform a leaping salmon, one must make a face that looks like a fish with its mouth open and "leap" somewhat discreetly/covertly from a distance and bite their targets moob or nipple.

Must be done swiftly and in such a way that the victim does not see it coming, otherwise the victim may act to block your leaping salmon. called a leaping salmon because of how salmon leap out of the sea, i dunno it looks sorta similar.

Should not be performed if the victims moob looks sweaty, because that just tastes awful.
1: Dude. i hear you were in hospital for a while?

2: Yeah, I tried to leaping salmon Micheal Moore but got a little much moob in my mouth, choked on it and subsequently suffocated.
by sarfy September 14, 2009
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salman

Is known to be a beast at everything he does. Usually a term for a unstopabble racer on the streets. Very often he is known for is intelligent and resilient character. Owns a businnes that sells homosexual slaves such as Omar. In the modern day it is used as a name for a man with chiselled good looks and great intellect. It is also widely known that Salman is sweet, sensible, and sensitive. The kinda guy you would wana spend eternity with and never get bored. Someone you would love to your hearts content and more. Some scholars also use the word "Salman" for the feeling of being in love.
Person 1: Dang i just got an A in class and got accepeted to Yale and Harvard.
Person 2: Ohhh well then seems like u just pulled a Salman.
by gangstarthugstar April 21, 2011
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