A cop who pulls you over for some sort of violation and walks up to your car with a stick of salami in his hands slapping it back and forth with salami sunglasses on with holes that were poked out by the cop's finger.
by Jeff ha ha August 10, 2003
The salami dick is a gigantic log-like red penis that has the ability to shapeshift. In solid form it retains its natural shape, but on the owner's will it can transform into whatever it wishes, all while retaining its purple-ish, red color.
Yo, I love having a salami dick, when I didn't have a blender I used it as the blender to make my protein shakes in the morning.
by willynilly73 March 12, 2013
Buttsamis Salamis...otherwise known as BS....it's a rare disease in which a person tells their friend they will call them back but in fact they have no recollection of the conversation and go about their daily day like nothing has happend....and it makes them gay....very very gay
Joe: I called Sam earlier to hang out and he said yea but he had to do something first and then he'd call me back but that was 2 days ago.
Dan: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week
Mike: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week
Everyone: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week
Dan: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week
Mike: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week
Everyone: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week
by FresH April 28, 2005
by Salami Fucker April 06, 2016
yet another definition used to say that a man is gay. literally saying that he slams another man's salami.
Bob - "Shit man, what's up with John lately?"
Frank - "Oh he's just upset that he realised he's a salami slammer"
Bob - "LMAO"
Frank - "hahaha, Burn on that retard!!"
Frank - "Oh he's just upset that he realised he's a salami slammer"
Bob - "LMAO"
Frank - "hahaha, Burn on that retard!!"
by white_boy_who_likes_rap December 01, 2006
by J-Pat January 07, 2008
When a girl goes down on you and tries to unbutton your pants, whilst you have a raging boner. The act of unbuttoning the trousers is a sensual release and an immediate shock, sometimes resulting in your rustic pork tenderloin smashing her in the face. The sound is quite amusing.
Dude that bitch loved it when she found my Hidden Salami
Ohh mate, I bet she swallowed your beef wellington after that!
She loved my steak hitting her face!
Ohh mate, I bet she swallowed your beef wellington after that!
She loved my steak hitting her face!
by Tezza Devlin May 11, 2010