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Full sail

When the fat guy in the hot tub lets his mid section rise to the surface and creates"Balls Island" He then pulls his scrotum vertically,thus creating a "Full Sail"
On a cold winter night in an outdoor hot tub at the Las Vagus Holiday Inn.Hendrix and his quarter ton comrades were concerned about the direction of the frigid desert air that was blowing across their tub.Hendrix,being the only one who finished high school,but was in the Navy for a short time before being dishonorably discharged had an idea.Being the most resourceful fella in the bunch he gently lets his mid section float to the surface of the hot tub,creating "Balls Island" from which he is able to yank his large scrotum skyward creating a "Full Sail" which gathers wind that he can now confirm is coming from an easterly direction.
by Turd Blossum January 7, 2020
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clam sailing

When a woman with a skirt and no underwear (or naked) stands over a vent that's blowing air.
Marilyn Monroe was holding her skirt down because she was clam sailing to dry off.
by DoomEngin33r March 31, 2017
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Sailed the bay

Having used the website "Pirate bay"
Dad what are torrents? Ah, yes I sailed the bay many times in my youth. You Spotify kids would never understand.
by Wolvesofthenight March 30, 2025
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Mud Sailing

When you pee and take a shit at the same time. Most notably when you have food poisoning or had a beefy 5 layer burrito from Taco Bell.
Dude how's your stomach? Bro I been mud sailing all day from that burrito.
by Jermeiser October 6, 2016
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sail the seven seas

to pirate something, usually software or other electronic downloads. usually the pirating website is very sketchy and you will probably get a virus but it’s worth it sometimes.
i dont have the money for my college textbook so i sail the seven seas to get a pdf
by pinkpillowprincess July 8, 2025
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cum sailed

A woman that gives a blowjob to everyone in the room all in a line.
Bitch, you totaly cum sailed that party the other night!
by Yermum69n July 13, 2017
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All Sail!

it's a word for Pirates
Pirate: All Sail!
Someone: Aye, Aye, Captin!
by All Sail! June 5, 2020
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