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Runner's Bowel Syndrome

When a person runs faster or longer than they're accustomed to, they might have sharp, sudden urges to defecate. The defecation is usually diarrheal, and the runner feels greatly relieved afterwards.
(2 Men are running in the woods.)

Man #1 - I can't believe we've ran for 10 miles!

Man #2 - Neither can I. But can we stop soon? I think I might be catching Runner's Bowel Syndrome.
by run4life2011 October 10, 2011
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Theory-ruinner

A person who destroys a theory because of his/her messed up love life. This person is usually someone who thinks they're smart but they're NOT.
Sluggie just gave a useless reason to destroy my theory. SUCH a theory-ruinner
by Anti-Slugosoculous April 30, 2010
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tail runner

A person, who will purposely wait for an attractive runner to run by so they can stare at said runners bum, bouncing ta-tas, and or strike up a conversation.
Holly waited patiently for Emily to run by, she didn't consider herself to be a tail runner though.
by alfreds ladies October 22, 2013
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maze..runner..boys

maze..runner..boys one of the best editors and people ever. -lupin.aubrey
maze..runner..boys the sweetest and most genuine creator.
by lupin.aubrey September 6, 2021
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low budget maze runner

This is a fan movie, with the cutest, most incredible, cutest, wonderful, and generally the best cast ever
someone:-who is that dancing to the music there "talk dirty-jason derulo"
someone 2:-this is low budget maze runner cast,

they're very funny and nice people
by gwennys November 27, 2021
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runner

a particularly and extremely loose woman; a hoe; whore; harlot; a real nasty bitch thatll fuck just about anyone, anywhere, anyway. no matter the number. one after another, or all at the same time...
ayo son, you see that chick? she a straight runner joe.
by dubious February 8, 2003
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ho-runner

noun; person who enjoys the courtship of hos. He/She usually will delight in this pastime because of the ease with which a ho is conquered sexually.
"I'm not really a big ho-runner."
"My uncle used to drive a 'ho-runner'"
by Andrew October 15, 2005
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