going back to your roots

To have sex with an ex.

Jerry, "hey dude where were you last night?"
Kevin, "dude I was with Jessica to go back to my roots."

Jason, "yo I saw you with amy last night, did you go back to your roots?"
Darren, "yeah dude, sometimes desperation means going back to your roots."

by william shitner February 13, 2013

Rotisserie

You start by placing your woman or her back so her head is hanging off the bed (couch, table, where ever the pounding will commence) and inserting your Johnson as far down her throat as possible. You then take a dildo or any other long object that you can manage to cram into her clam shell, and begin thrusting from both ends. Also keep in mind this is named after a rotating cooking process, so it is very important that you occasionally turn her from her back to her stomach, and vice versa, alternating your object penetration from her pink hole to her stink hole. Once you feel the process of humiliation is complete you can finish her off with a nice basting of man seed...can also be done with a party of three, swapping out the object with another stick of man meat, but I think its more personally gratifying if you saver the moment all to yourself...And there you have it, like a properly stuffed pig for a large dinner party, you have successfully completed “The Rotisserie”

When she claimed I couldn’t satisfy us both sexually I used the Rotisserie...and as it turns out, she was right!

by Eric82 April 24, 2008

rooting machine

Fairly obscure Belfast slang for either a girl or guy that is particularly good at sex

Dude 1: What did you get up to last night big lad

Dude 2: I was out on the rip and went home this wee girl and she went like fuck!

Dude 1: Sounds like she was a right wee rooting machine

by TONY_SCULLION July 7, 2008

rotisha

a lazy girl with a boot on her left leg cause she tripped over nothing but still made the basket while playing with amateurs.

A clumsy animal that lives in the sea.

a coy fish with a plastic splint called; the rotishawhatyouhurtnow?

by Queen of the ditz March 9, 2009

Square Roots

An excuse for having too much enough free time...

I memorize square roots in my free time...

by SquareRootof5 April 10, 2003

Rooting

The act of finding a place full of stuff going through it and keeping the best stuff. Like american pickers but you dont have to pay

We were at this spot rooting and look what we came up on.

by fantomasversus June 1, 2016

square roots

any item of Vans merchandise due to the fact the V is a square root and the word looks like 'Square root of the answer'

Yo, should i wear my Cats or my Square Roots?

by Jonathan floyd July 29, 2008