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Roadblock

The act of one male putting his genitals, both dick and balls, into the mouth of another male or female.
Example 1:
I heard these horrible wet retching fallowed by gagging sounds the other day but it turned out to be someone getting roadblocked.

Example 2:
Steven: Hey Andrew. Want to get roadblocked again?

Andrew: Sure!

Steven: Say "Ahhhhh."
by SKetchpro September 16, 2011
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Cockblock

What Harry Potter does everytime he sees Ron and Hermione together
by mgemfp208 July 30, 2011
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cockblocker

1. A female who accompanies her male friend(s) out and then prevents them from getting any attention from other females by her mere presence. Other females will think she is his girlfriend. So then if he tries to run his game, he looks like the asshole who is hitting on other girls right in front of his "girlfriend."

2. An ugly girl who comes out with her cute girlfriend(s) and prevents the cute girls from getting any game.

3. "Girls' night out." This is a cockblocker by virtue of its name and implications. There will inevitably be a girl or two in this group who are man-haters. They will brainwash their cute girlfriends into thinking men are bad, players, jerks. They will convince their cute girlfriends that girls need to stick together, no men tonight.
1. Joe: Does Judy really need to tag along with us tonight? She's such a cockblocker, everyone thinks she's my girlfriend!

2. Cody: Hey Trevor, that girl is cute. Will you be my wingman and distract her ugly friend while I go talk to her? Trevor: No way dude, her friend is hideous!

In this situation, the ugly girlfriend is cockblocking her cute girlfriend.

3. Jessica: It's girl's night out! Yayyy no guys tonight! Ok girls, remember, we gotta stick together. Don't get sucked into any man-traps!
by TNTgirll September 29, 2007
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50 yard cockblock

the act of cockblocking someone from a distance, this could be because you dont want one person to get with another or simply to ruin a party.
It is usually achieved by doing something outrageous or dangerous so you attract everyones attention in a certain area, such as running around naked at a social event.
It is also used by guys to stop their buddy's beer goggles as usually after such an event the effects of alcohol wear off slightly and judgement improves.
Guy 1: sorry for pulling a 50 yard cockblock at that party last night.
Guy 2: dont worry, man. I'm glad you did, the girl i was with was an absolute whale, it got her away from me!
by .brownie May 17, 2011
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rock block

The notice of an engagement ring when sizing up a potential mate.
I saw this hottie the other day at Starbucks talking on her cellphone. She smiled at me and I thought to myself, "Game on!" That was until I approached the bar and saw the band on her cellhand. Total rock block!
by Drewsus September 16, 2007
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Cockblock

noun: Someone who prevents a man from having any chances with a woman.

verb: to prevent another from having relations with a woman.
"Brad is such a cockblock."
by Sir Thomas Aquanis April 28, 2010
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rock block

Preventing another person from attending a music festival or concert by 1) employing mental or emotional manipulation devices, 2) being involved in some accident or tragedy, 3) having or causing a family emergency, or 4) scheduling a conflicting event such as a court hearing, wedding or funeral.
I had tickets to Bonnaroo but my sister rock blocked me by getting married that weekend.
by mylegalninja June 6, 2019
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