Robert Hamburger

The funny ass "kid" that wrote the book Real Ultimate Power about how sweet ninjas are.

Read the book, its fucking awesome

by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004

Roberta

Best mom around. Robertas don't take no crap and are known love unconditionally. Often goes by name "Bobbie".

My mom Roberta is the bomb, but she'll cut you if you piss her off.

by better boy February 5, 2010

Robert The Construction Worker

The Snob Brother Of Bob The Builder

Bob The Builder Builds
Robert The Construction Worker Constructs

by Thomas The Wank Engine September 20, 2004

Robecca

The most awesome person in the world!!!!!

Person 1:Did you hear?
Person 2: No..
Person 1: Robecca did the most awesome thing today!
Person 2: No Way! She is so awesome.

by Audi hobb January 19, 2012

robert

A hot price of ass and gets all the girls and boys and fucks good also is smart , charming, nice , and a great friend , you can trust with your secrets * dirty ones to

Your nothing like robert

by Horneyboilala April 21, 2018

Robert Ortiz

Sex on legs.
Also known as the amazing drummer of Escape the Fate, which is quite a wonderful band.

Holy shit, that's Robert Ortiz! Let's go get his autograph because he's awesome.

by it's chris crocker. March 19, 2009

Robert Bork

n. (Robert Heron Bork. B. 1927-)
1) Former hatchet man and acting Attourney General for President Richard Nixon.
2) Unsuccessful supreme court nominee. (See Ronald Reagan.)
3) The crunchy-looking dude on the quaker oats box.
4) Law professor, author, and famous inventor of Kentucky fried chicken.

v. (to bork. Borked)
1) v. to bork: to destroy a judicial nominee through a concerted attack on his character, background and philosophy.
2) to slander one’s character. (see swiftboat, swiftboat veterans for truth.)
3) v. bork (vulgar): a slang term for sexual intercourse.
4) pp. borked: see fucked, butfucked, royally fucked, screwed, blued and tattooed.

n. Bork
1) A mixture of beef and pork. (preferably eaten with a spork.)
2) (slang): a man's penis. (Syn. pork sword)
3) A malicious Icelandic EMO singer with a propensity for punching out reporters at airports. (See bjork)
4) One of the four most popular flavors of Ramen Noodles, along with beef, chicken, and pork.

"I can't believe my boss totally borked me with that bad reference letter!"

"Do you think we can get Robert Bork to play 'Frankie' in the new remake of 'Beach Blanket Bingo?'"

by parisofpriam February 26, 2006