rofflecake

What you get when you mix rolling on the floor laughing and eating pancakes.

Guy 1: Yeah for breakfast I had rofflecakes.

Guy 2: Sweet

by Fnovd April 25, 2006

roffle mayo

A special kind of mayonnaise designed just for roffles. You can decide for yourself whether it is actually mayonnaise or something more... sinister.

Person one: ROFFLE MAYO! Gimme some of that ;)

by in_the_depths July 19, 2007

hack-tack-a-riffic

1. Negative statement referring to a programming or technical solution involving un-optimized, risky or otherwise dangerous methods.
2. Polite way of referring to software code as being asstastic or hacktastic.

“This seems hack-tack-a-riffic and bad, are we sure we want this pushed?”

by Vijay Thakkar July 16, 2008

roffles

what scooby doo has for breakfast

"Raggy ri rant rome roffles"

by Alicia Summer July 26, 2005

roffle

A rare but fun sexual favor in which one person sits on a waffle iron (on or off depending on preference) long enough to get waffle marks on their ass cheeks. After this anywhere from one to five guys beat off on the person's "waffle ass", making what looks like an ass waffle with jizz syrup. Hence, the roffle.

Matt is happy because his girlfriend's flabby ass is perfect for the roffle.

by Helman May 3, 2005

Rieffmeister

A technique used when with your boy/girlfriend to hint around that your horny. Usually used when you want a flava-flavv or an hj to go down,

Directions:
You take the tips of your fingers and run them underneath your boy/girlfriends panty line underneath there undies.
They then become horny and follow your move.

Man, Alyssa sure usted that Rieffmeister trick a couple times.

by Edible November 26, 2007

roffed

To PWN and/or rape a novie.

wow dude you just got roffed.

dude i just roffed some noob.

yeah bitch you got roffed!

by pooplip March 21, 2008