retired paste

The cum that gets dried and crusty on clothes.

I can`t wear that shirt, its stained with retired paste.

by old man cheese man head October 16, 2011

Retirement Debut

The first time a seriously good footballer plays, whilst in their retirement. They are normally retired for being seriously good.

"I can't believe that pro is making his retirement debut!"

by SingaporeFootballPro June 13, 2015

Retired Mullet

"Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.

Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"

by buffalo's buffalo January 17, 2016

Retigerment

Noun, the point in a tiger's life upon which it no longer does tiger things and goes on cruises instead.

"Shit, he killed Gerry!"
"Man, and Gerry was just three days from retigerment."

by PrancingApricot June 8, 2016

retireturd

An emphasis of retired, used figuratively or in unconventional contexts.

He is not retired, but his career is at an absolute low after his scandalous exit, he's basically retireturd.

by felixh November 23, 2016

retirement whistle

When you start whistling every "S" while talking, it's time to retire.

My coworker blows his retirement whistle like a referee every time he says a word that contains an "S" while he's talking on the phone. I wish he'd just throw in the towel and retire. It's seriously going to drive me batshit crazy.

by WorkManager October 3, 2017

Retiterate

A word used in MacDoesIt's video 'How To Redecorate | Mrs. Patterson'

"With the help of Jesus, we will deliberate, retiterate, thy menstrate, of this living space."

by Dani_Saur November 19, 2017