by Rushing Roulette October 10, 2008
Get the Full Retard mug.A Retard Unit is a form of expressing measurements the wrong way. Usually Europeans talk about the imperial system as a retard unit, but Asian units shouldn't be used either. Probably originating from 9gag or Reddit as retard units have, and is, looked down at, because who knows how many centimetre an inch is, and you sure don't want to waste brainpower converting. Comments reaching the top by simply converting foot, yards and pound to units the rest of the world understands. This started as a joke, now it's an actual importance in society.
As of now, the Americans should've learned their lesson, and stopped using inconsistent units, thus converting them before posting. If you spot a retard unit or simply an american, don't be shy to leave a little comment explaining what they've been doing wrong their entire life and leave a reminder for their next time, by destroy their self-confidence, insuring that they get off the internet, forever. OUT, JUST GET OUT!
BTW don't forget to leave a "Thank You" GIF to all the converters out there, you are the real MVP.
As of now, the Americans should've learned their lesson, and stopped using inconsistent units, thus converting them before posting. If you spot a retard unit or simply an american, don't be shy to leave a little comment explaining what they've been doing wrong their entire life and leave a reminder for their next time, by destroy their self-confidence, insuring that they get off the internet, forever. OUT, JUST GET OUT!
BTW don't forget to leave a "Thank You" GIF to all the converters out there, you are the real MVP.
by Metric society March 30, 2017
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by EvelynTheFantastic August 19, 2006
Get the retard wrangler mug.the group of people at a grocery store, that automatically go to the register that has the longest line.line-retards are either too stupid or lazy to find the register with the least amount of waiting;most line-retards are either old or foriegn, or the best of both worlds, old and foreign
old people, line-retard
by kingbitcher9000 May 16, 2009
Get the line-retard mug.An idiotic individual who has achieved an entirely new level of retardation in their actions or words.
Brayden: “Hey Eli, your girlfriend is here”
Eli: “What girlfriend? I’m not dating anyone...”
Brayden: *giggles*
Eli: “Congratulations Brayden, you have achieved True Retard. Enjoy bonus studs at the end of your life.”
Eli: “What girlfriend? I’m not dating anyone...”
Brayden: *giggles*
Eli: “Congratulations Brayden, you have achieved True Retard. Enjoy bonus studs at the end of your life.”
by Ze Doctor April 9, 2020
Get the True Retard mug.When a male (or women with a strap on) shove his/her dick into there own ass and likes there boob and runs around town
Jim: I saw john run around retard monkey-ing he was doing it all wrong
Tim:oh how so?
Jim: He wasn't licking his nipple
Tim:oh how so?
Jim: He wasn't licking his nipple
by Ass definition October 2, 2011
Get the retard monkey mug.1. Possessing seemingly superhuman strength at the cost of intellegence.
Due to thier amazing fortitude and low center of gravity, most retards possess amazing strength and momentum, thus resembling a charging bull in both overwhelming power and underwhelming intellect.
Due to thier amazing fortitude and low center of gravity, most retards possess amazing strength and momentum, thus resembling a charging bull in both overwhelming power and underwhelming intellect.
1. Damn! Jerome Bettis broke through that line like a Bull Retard.
2. That kid in Special Ed is a fucking bull retard... he bumped me in the hallway and I went down like Peter McNeeley.
2. That kid in Special Ed is a fucking bull retard... he bumped me in the hallway and I went down like Peter McNeeley.
by Sheraton Gould April 20, 2005
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