Reading

"Like a slow version of T.V"
~ Neil, The Inbetweeners

Simon: What you doing?
Neil:" I'm reading, I don't know why anyone bothers with this s**t, its like a slow version of T.V"

by Aussie24680 February 21, 2012

Burn After Reading

A 2008 comedy brought to us by the Coen Brothers. Starring John Malkovich, Frances McDormand, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and Tilda Swinton.

Burn After Reading is my favorite comedy of 2008!

by nevo17209 February 15, 2009

Reading, Ohio

The small town all about getting booty. Guys want it, girls get it. What else can you ask for? We share the details (;

In Reading, Ohio..... Boy meets girl, girl likes boy. Boy makes a move, girl accepts.

by Godalmightyisawoman January 5, 2011

Retarding

When someone is acting retarded with out even realizing that they are acting retarded by simply being themselves.

This person is someone who is usually seen as normal or, maybe even intelligent.

The act of someone slipping from normal to a retard.

1. He was showing off so much with that butterfly knife that he ended up retarding and cutting off his damn finger.

2. Look, that bitch trying to drive is retarding and about to crash.

3. I think my dad is stuck in a retarding cycle.

4. This bitch lost the keys to the car, she's retarding.

by GrEeNFaM October 27, 2011

No stop reading this

Seriously I said to fucking stop. This isn't fucking funny stop fucking reading and vote for other submissions.

I'm serious please no stop reading this it's not fucking safe.

by Pieceofshit43 May 5, 2020

retarding

retarding;; something or someone becoming retarted.

x: omg i think my leg is retarding
y:ohhh are you okay?
x: yeah i just mite not b able to walk for a while

by Chazzah =] July 17, 2007

reading the mail

eavesdropping on a conversation; sandbagging (ham radio lingo)

A ham radio operator tunes her radio to a frequency frequented by other hams, usually people she knows. She can listen in on their QSO without them knowing it.

"So I was *ahem* reading the mail this morning on 2 meters..."

by rubberbiscuit August 11, 2009