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anal retardation

Anal retardation is extreme anal retention. Following the letter of the Law or company policy regardless of any damage it may cause; no remorse, no morality, no ethic questioning, no guilt. They are the Witch Burners! "I was just doing what I was told!"
She doesn't care that you had a flat, all she knows is you were late for work. She is a living example of anal retardation!
by Perakee April 18, 2016
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Flamisch reputation

Manage to eat fries, saw about the weather, evade taxes and poke all the troubles on the Wallonia.
Waal: Hey, do you wanna go with me?
Flamisch: Sorry, I have to keep a flamisch reputation high.
by depressed schoolboy May 28, 2021
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Gentleman's Relaxation Time

Common parlance for the screening of pornography, and the following session of masturbation, used to refer to this act and at the same time maintain the persona of a true gentleman.
Sir Worthington: My good man, care for a game of bridge?
Sir Harddick: No thank you, good sir. I am due for gentleman's relaxation time.
Sir Worthington: Indeed, as your maiden has left you for another gentleman.
by StainlessSteal July 7, 2011
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Wet onslaught preparation

Where you have a brutal, disgusting shit and you roll your sleeves up to prepare for the coming storm...
John:"Awh man i just had a horrible shit."

Timmy:"Did you have to have a wet onslaught preparation?"

John:"Thank god i did..."
by King Of Poop November 9, 2011
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Six Degrees of Retardation

When you start rattling off reasons on why you remember some celebrity/person while trying to remember their name but never iterate theirs or anyone else’s name.
"Do you remember that one person who married that chick who played the wife in that one TV show about the people whose father was arrested for something and they owned a housing company. I think that one kid who looks like the kid from that Facebook movie but isn't him is in that TV show also."

"Bro you just had six degrees of retardation come spewing out of your mouth"
by Kraizk April 16, 2013
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Complete cheek separation

When a fine ass girl has butt cheeks that are so spread out, the cheeks are completely separated. Can also be abbreviated as CCS.
Elijah: damn look at the cheeks on that one!
Ray: yeah she defiantly has complete cheek separation!
by Complete cheek separation November 14, 2013
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single seat of straight guy separation

A single seat used to announce to everyone in eyesight that you are not gay.
Hey homey, leave a single seat of straight guy separation, wouldn't want that hotty over there to wonder about us.
by southernfried July 15, 2010
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