remote revenge

Hacking into a former employer or ex-lover's computer system to wreek havoc as a way of getting them back for real or imagined damages or losses.

Any kind of revenge taken by messing with someone's computer or communication device or social network page.

When John was fired from the library, he got remote revenge by planting a virus in the computer catalog from the computer lab at the community center. The library is still trying to fix the damage.

by JavaJaneOhio August 19, 2010

remote holiday

A day of relaxing and watching TV on a paid day off.

Ollie: How was your paid holiday day off?

Vern: Awesome! It was a remote holiday, I watched 40 episodes of "murder she wrote" on Netflix!

by TV OD junkie November 19, 2013

Remote

(noun) Something which is always too far away, even if it's just a metre away from you, especially if you're lying on a couch.

Origin: From the adjective, remote, which means far away.

Mum: Why did you call?
Me: Can you pass me the remote? I can't reach it.
Mum: You called me from the next room to give you something which is lying just next to you???

by Leviosa Dragon August 14, 2016

Remote Concolism

A disorder when a person feels the need to possess all remote controls in a household or entertainment system.

My boyfriend suffers from a severe case of remote concolism where he has to have the remotes when we watch Netflix.

by sdickiso November 21, 2016

Remote

a small device used for lazy people lol

i need a remote

by princess_doggy January 5, 2017

remotional

When you keep getting upset about something you should have let go years ago.

I keep getting remotional about my high school girlfriend cheated on me - even though that was over ten years ago.

by ChangeLater May 21, 2017

remonge

A retarded mongole

Girl: did you see that remonge?

Friend: Ye ew wtf

by Kayz69 November 11, 2017