Fuck you if you dont like toxic recycled shit, we really dont want to sell you shit in the first place, but not selling you shit isnt a good way to make money, so instead we sell you this toxic plastic shit these assholes and jerks keep giving us. If only we had the heart to tell them to take it to the landfill, but we want your money too much to do that, and that would look bad on us if people stopped recycling and took their shit back to the landfill again. So we found the heart to curse you, the buyer out.
-Toxic Recycler Dude
-Toxic Recycler Dude
by Solid Mantis June 12, 2020
Friend 1: watcha doin?
Friend 2: you know, just some cum recycling.
Friend 1: I don't know what that means but please stop that.
Friend 2: no
Friend 1: then at least save some for the rest of us.
Friend 2: alrighty comrade
*Russian anthem plays earfucks them both*
Friend 2: you know, just some cum recycling.
Friend 1: I don't know what that means but please stop that.
Friend 2: no
Friend 1: then at least save some for the rest of us.
Friend 2: alrighty comrade
*Russian anthem plays earfucks them both*
by ppbootyballs December 31, 2021
When someone makes a similar joke to one that’s already been made by one of their mates or uses one they’ve seen on the internet.
by MancLore November 13, 2017
by Kane loooker September 15, 2020
by The Real BIMFC July 14, 2021
When you don’t have friends or social interactions you may go to the recycling center, and annoy the residents around you. Feel free to sing as loud as you want, as you’re dancing on top of the containers. This place requires at least one other person to serve its purpose. Perfect way to escape classmates.
I’m going to the recycling center after school, please pick me up at five.
I’m hiding from people, I’m going to the recycling center.
I’m hiding from people, I’m going to the recycling center.
by Alvzzcoolkid April 27, 2020
by prestime101 July 20, 2015