Rear Jerker

Adj. Something that jerks your rear. Causes your emotions to played with.

Today's episode of General Hospital was a rear jerker!

by Magenmagen April 12, 2019

getting reared

Being fucked in the ass. usually in the homosexual sense.

Jesus Christ man. Johns getting reared by his roommate so often I think he needs a maxi pad for his bleeding asshole.

by Fuck shit eat my ass September 29, 2017

rear anus

When someone can turn around and put a finger in their own anus

Jimmy turned around one night and his finger went up his ass, resulting in a rear anus situation.

by jodyskid October 15, 2017

rear head

A blowjob in the backseat of a car.

My girl and I were with another couple so we climbed in the backseat and I got some rear head.

by BigDuke 6 March 7, 2017

rear tire skid

When ur eating a girls ass and she leaves a lil bit of shit on yo tongue

I was eating Felicia's ass last night and she gave me some rear tire skid

by ieatass123 August 22, 2016

Rear end shitsplosion: Part 2

Your hoe is pissed about her rear end shitsplosion you caused, so she kicked you outta the house. So you’re drivin’ in yo car and you gotta rip a nasty one. You’re stuck in traffic so you go to squeeze out some gas. You put your windows down and the smell is so potent that the driver behind you becomes incapacitated and rear ends you. Surprise surprise, out comes poo. Karma is a smelly SOB.

Ty: Yo Bro you finna finish your story bout the splosion you caused?

Biggy: Yea Bro, so my wife kicked me outta the house and I went on a drive to blow off some steam. The Taco Bell I had last week finally hit my b-hole, so I went to rip some air and it smelled horrible. Went to put my windows down cuz I couldn’t breathe and it must have flown right into the nostrils of the buhl behind me. Dude ended up rear ending me (with his car) and I was so surprised, a Rear End Shitsplosion: Part 2 took place. Guess karma got the best of me.

Ty: I envy your life.

by Stoney69 December 22, 2020

Winnipeg Rear-Ender

When the girl in front of you is on her phone, while giving it to her from behind. Just as she's about to text, you thrust into her with the force of a Ford Super Duty F-350 XLT into the back of a Toyota Corolla, sending the phone flying and you're yelling "Green means Go, bitch!!!"

Me: Yo, that chick was so distracted on her phone, I had to give her the Winnipeg Rear-Ender. She was ballistic that her phone was busted and wanted me to be 100% at fault. But Autopac assessed it at 50-50. Shit was sweet!

by anonymous February 1, 2021