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realitician

An individual (usually working in a call center) who understands people only know what they are told. Consequently reality is controlled.
The realitician knows that despite the fact he failed to enter the customer's PO yesterday he can put it up today and blame the order entry system (or shipping, or the fax machine...).
by Brian Curtice March 3, 2006
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realdotaplayer

A dota player that does not interact with the opposite gender.
phil: hey megan
megan: hey phil

(later on dota)
phil: hey guys im a realy (realdotaplayer)
george: NO YOUR NOT I SAW YOU TALKING TO MEGAN!
by deeZK July 17, 2009
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Reality TV

Reality TV: An Irony. It's as scripted as Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice and lines in "The Terminator".
Reality TV on mtv, vh1, etc..

Air head: Omg! Tara just found out Josh cheated on her with Jenna at Tara's own party. Kim got a DUI. Chelsea got a contract with the best supermodeling agencies in the world. Chad just got promoted to a million dollar business, and Kelly found out she got preggers my some random hookup she met at Tara's party. OMG!! Sooo much drama!1

Smart person: You do know that's all scripted, right?

Air head: Ughh! Whatevs!
by Erik/Raoul April 9, 2010
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Sonic Reality

Young Gametalk moderator by the name of Aaron. Like many people, once he became a moderator, he also became a dickhead who sucked up to other mods.

Fortunately, he gave out his modpass several times. Spammers invaded the mod forum, and broadcast his password many times on the forums allowing everyone to get in.
Sonic Reality's moderator password is dofopu. To use it, go to www.gametalk.com/talk/modcafe and enter


name : Sonic Reality (exactly as there)

pass: dofopu
by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004
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consensual reality

another description for virtual reality, especially when it involves multiple users interacting in a virtual space

"consensual reality" and virtual reality were made popular by writers like William Gibson (Neuromancer, Johnny Mnemonic) and Neal Stephenson (SnowCrash) -- to truly understand VR and consensual reality, you should read them
"Yes, I achieved a form of sexual intimacy with my partner in consensual reality last night."

"Hey Professor! You mean you banged your squeeze in cyber last night? You da man! I told you VR sex was hot!"
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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love/hate realtionship

Love/Hate realtionship:
This kind of relationship is when two people just dislike each other..They bicker or fight or whatever.In other words..They hate each other.But,Deep down..They like each other.They may have a secret crush or are dating/Married.
Like in the nick T.V show,ICarly:
Freddie and Sam hate each other.But,deep down..They do care.Why would they want to be friends?But,this isn't an exact example.Not the best.Because this is friendship.Not love.
But,In a way this is a love/hate realtionship.
by SVE January 25, 2008
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Realtor

A conman licensed to steal. It doesn't matter to a Realtor who gets screwed as long a as they get thier commision . When the bubble burstes and every one else is losing all they have the Realtor crawls back under a rock, and gets off scott free.
What do you call a Realtor, a mortgage broker, and an investment banker on a chain gang? A goog start.
by yorkie stomper July 10, 2008
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