A Norwegian Reach Around, is when your Crab Fishing and your Buddy Bangin and Reach Around with your Crab Glove and Proceed to Jack Them Off....
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Max: Dude, you look like you have been drained or something
Terry: Y-Yea man, my momm- I mean gf gave me a reach around handjob and I thought she was gonna kill me!
Max: Damn dude that sounds fucking crazy…. Should I ask my gf for that too?
Terry: Yes, absolutely and make sure she edges you first
Terry: Y-Yea man, my momm- I mean gf gave me a reach around handjob and I thought she was gonna kill me!
Max: Damn dude that sounds fucking crazy…. Should I ask my gf for that too?
Terry: Yes, absolutely and make sure she edges you first
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Get the Reach Around Handjob mug.A reach around handjob is a wonderful and very skillful art only used by the best mommies and parentless women (or the pretty hot nerd girls too) and how it works is, your sitting on your hot ass mommy’s lap and she is reaching from behind you and professionally edging, stroking or milking your meat rod and if she’s a real mommy then she will whisper sweet nothings in your war while your shooting ropes or while pumping your beef jerky (and dirty sweet nothings work as well and much better) and the goal is for you to cum EVERYWHERE while feeling some motherly love and warmth and usually the mommy has the choice to continue for hours even if your pleading or whimpering for mercy (not like you will have the strength to resist or anything)
Max: Dude, you look like you have been drained or something
Terry: Y-Yea man, my momm- I mean gf gave me a reach around handjob and I thought she was gonna kill me!
Max: Damn dude that sounds fucking crazy…. Should I ask my gf for that too?
Terry: Yes, absolutely
Terry: Y-Yea man, my momm- I mean gf gave me a reach around handjob and I thought she was gonna kill me!
Max: Damn dude that sounds fucking crazy…. Should I ask my gf for that too?
Terry: Yes, absolutely
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Person 2 "I was given Guantanamo reach around, and i still didn't spill anything"
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