rainbows and unicorns

A sarcastic expression of wellbeing used when confronted by a shitstorm or a clusterfuck of magnificent and awe inspiring proportions. A series of painful incidents or unfortunate experiences.

It’s twenty below zero, my hat froze to my wet head, a pigeon shit in my coffee and then some punk kid knocked me down and stole my wallet when I got off the train. So far, it’s all rainbows and unicorns!

by chewypooh74 September 11, 2013

rainbow bridge

Where cats go when they die; this belief seems to be held by many cats on cat run websites.

Poor Thomas McToonsey is now playing across Rainbow Bridge now.

by Vee Are Are Schee February 6, 2005

Rainbow Sex

When a group of girls wear different colored lipstick and suck a guys dick, leaving different colored rings on the dick. Creating a rainbow effect :)

Me and 4 chicks had rainbow sex last night! RED YELLOW GREEN AND BLUE!

by Shwanky240 July 16, 2009

rainbow of death

a term refering to the rainbow logo on the cover or box/case of any video game made by the notoriously bad video game company LJN

oh Terminator 2 for the nes this looks pretty fun... wait a miniute aww no the rainbow of death

-James Rolf, The Angry Video Game Nerd

by lmxdurgex August 11, 2009

Taste the Rainbow

When a straight person has a homosexual experience.

Jenny: I saw Mary is so hot
Jane: Yeah, I would taste the rainbow with her

by nomi12791 April 20, 2008

spunk rainbow

Four guys sitting in a row wank the guy to the right off and the one on the end spunks over the two middle guys and lands his man seed in the guy on the other ends face as it goes over it causes a rainbow effect.

Wow look at that spunk rainbow! Ahhhh my face.

dude if you get me a beer ill treat you to a spunk rainbow.

by ralshtovski February 6, 2010

puppies and rainbows

Non-confrontational, agreeable to everyone, if used as an adjective. By itself, it is an interjection that roughly means "hey, everybody be nice and get along!"

"Bill wanted chicken for dinner, but Martha only wanted salad. As a puppies and rainbows solution, they had a chicken caesar salad."

Adam: "Wake up, David! If we don't delay the launch of the product, it's going to be a complete disaster!"
Robert: "Whoa whoa, guys. Puppies and rainbows!"

by Mark Jaquith December 9, 2008