Randy West

The diametric opposite of what a male porn star should be. A textbook example of low or non-existent sperm count; it appears his testicles simply stopped functioning sometime around 1978. His cumshots have been accurately described as "scrotum dust" by his female co-workers.

The phrase "Randy West" can also be used as a euphemism in polite conversation for "exceedingly small penis" or "impotent." Doctors sometimes jokingly refer to the medical condition Retrograde Ejaculation as "The Randy West Syndrome."

ex: Peter North - Large cock; huge cumshots
Randy West - Small cock; dribble, dribble

Trivia: Jewish, real name Andy Abrams. Jews are sometimes categorized as having small penises, and unfortunately, Randy West fulfills this stereotype perfectly. Thank G-d Ron Jeremy exists as a counterbalance.

Antonyms: studly, real man

My ex-husband could never please me sexually; he's just another Randy West.

Dr. Rosenbaum's groundbreaking paper titled "The Randy West Syndrome" was published in the New England Journal of Medicine and offered new hope for sufferers of Retrograde Ejaculation, .

"A veteran of 800 pornos, Randy West, 48, is wrinkling around the edges. He has an average-size dick and pathetic dribbling cum shots." --Luke Ford, Jewish porn reviewer

by Heidi14 October 16, 2007

Randy Blythe

Lead singer/screamer of Lamb of God. No doubt about it, Randy Blythe IS god. Worship him.

Randy always starts the "Wall of Death" during the Lamb of God concerts. Craaazy shit.

by triplecorpsehammerblow December 7, 2004

Randy Strohmeyer

well, u look up R2K in the dictiionary and it says, FINE ASS ROBOT who rocks out on stage everynight with finch BIaTcH...thats websters YO

fade to black, BITCH!

is that food? you better put that in MY MOUTH!

by lily August 20, 2003

randy jackson, the

n. A method of masturbation. A face is drawn on the tip of the penis using blood or ink, then the penis is slapped and called "dirty girl" until orgasm is achieved.

Harry was really, really, really, really embarrassed when his mother caught him performing the randy jackson

by Matt May 1, 2005

reddy

getting what you want from people by using a sly smile and people pleasing. telling anybody everything they want to hear for personal attachment.(mainly used in north florida). an art form for always being reddy with funny perfect remarks.

this guy is really nice and interesting- you just got reddyed.
reddy for anything
born reddy
im already reddy already
reddy willing and able

by pissy sissy November 16, 2010

radgy/radge

a radgy is another name for a charva - except radgys are people who actually are quite hard and start on every one, a radge is when sum1 goes in a mood

here man u fuckin radgy, ill fuckin bat ya all o'er - the type of thing 1 rady wud say 2 anotha

by hennebell111 September 7, 2003

randy

Strong willed. supernatural powerfull. rules the world!!!

o fuck be on good behaviour randys coming.

by dragoninhiding December 19, 2016