Roffel

Parody of the the ROFL Acronym used as a joke by many, most commonly used in the phrase "Roffel My Waffle". The parody of this phrase is used in the example. The joke is meant to confuse.

Roffel My Falafel!

by Not Ran-Di July 20, 2003

Roffey

Roffey is the Ghetto of Horsham near crawley. It is filled with townies and chavs, the lowest of the lowest scum in the united kingdom. Roffey is like brixton, Compton and Arundel all rolled into one!

Lets go down to roffey and get our head smashed in by some stupid gay ass townie

by Lord spliffington July 31, 2005

riffle hair

hair that grows out of the japai or bell end

-omfg wat is tht? (woman's voice)
-it's riffle hair baby; all the rage in Russia (man's voice)

by Ollie Dearing April 23, 2007

ruffles

poatato chips that give you the shits.

i ate those ruffles .....now i gotta take a wild shit!

by bigmo April 12, 2005

Raffles Institution

Raffles Institution (RI), founded in 1823, is the oldest and most prestigious school in Singapore for pre-tertiary education. It is an independent school, providing secondary education through a boys-only Year 1-4 section and pre-university education through a co-educational Year 5-6 section. Its current campus is in Bishan. It's Sister School is Raffles Girls' School (RGS). There is a stereotype that every Rafflesian is a nerd and geek, but they are mostly all-round individuals.

Tim: Which secondary school do you want to go to?
Tom: Oh I wish to go to Raffles Institution, my PSLE score is sufficient, since their COP is only 216.
Tim: I'm afraid, my friend, that instead of 216, it is 261.
Tim: Oh no screw you :(

by Hol Up April 20, 2018

smooth one's / sb's (ruffled) feathers

to make oneself (or somebody else) feel less irritated or offended

Lacon was no fool, and the Cousin's wrath just when everyone was trying to smooth their feathers was a thing to be avoided at any cost.
John le Carré: The Honourable Schoolboy.CORONET BOOKS, Hodder & Stoughton, 2000. p. 63.

by Petyush April 11, 2005

ruffle

Ruffle is a substitute for the internet phrase ROFL. ROFL as one word sounds a bit like ruffle. It's less annoying than internet-speak acronyms and can also have multiple uses.

That was so funny it made me ruffle.

or

I am ruffling right now.

by Jackie I May 31, 2005