Rear Admiral

One who navigates the windward passage

by Chuckie June 9, 2003

Rear Admiral

A super wedgie that (when executed properly) results in the victim being racked AND the elastic band on his shorts being ripped off

I gave the dweeb a serious Rear Admiral and now he wants to take me to court.

Your mother got mad when I gave her a Rear Admiral, but now she begs for them!

by Tim Freckman April 7, 2003

rear admiral

The title of Rear Admiral is given to a man that has had anal sex with 50 or more women

Kym is a certified Rear Admiral

by Bob Sider August 17, 2006

rearfume

A euphemism for a most stubbornly lingering odor produced via flatulence. One's, "own brand," similar to an, "Eau de Toilette," but rather, "Eww! De Toilette." A permutation of, "perfume." Often produced in crowded social areas where the opportunity to covertly relieve one's self is not available thus causing the rearfumist to intermittently 'puff' and 'wear' their own rearfume.

Phe-eew! I HAVE to get away from this guy's rearfume.

If she likes your rearfume, she's a keeper.

by Verd Smith January 3, 2017

Rear cleavage

Another way of referring to someone's ass crack that's hanging out. Hence the "rear" in the term.

Same as saying "butt cleavage."

*guy walks by with his ass crack showing due to his pants being down too low*

Person 1: "Whoa, that guy's got some major rear cleavage there!"

Person 2: "I know. That's kinda... gross."

by Kikyo Maaka May 29, 2009

Rear End Alignment

Unlike a Front End Alignment on an automobile, a Rear End Alignment is an ass kicking.

Bryan has quite the tude today, I think he might need a rear end alignment.

by almoore September 24, 2009

Rear-Hole

Someone who is being a dumbdumb. With similar definition as "Butt-Hole."

Zinnia: OMG! Look at Sonia Trying to Jerk!
Carly: OMG! I Know! Whata REAR-HOLE!

by uglyhead April 27, 2010