Haggis Rail

A skinny-fat guy in scotland, preferably wearing a kilt. Like a haggis hung in the middle of a thin rail. Skinny arms and legs, kilt, big beer gut.

Aye Hamish, ye better lay off the ale, I ken yer startin' ta look a bit like a haggis rail, ya grinchy bastard.

by Scumwaffle September 30, 2010

clapper rail

1- The hand rail around the main stage of the subpar strip club.
2 - The subway route that the local gonorrhea infested hookers work.

1-Look at Bubbles up there dancing on the Clapper Rail.

2- I have to now make a dr appointment, because I got so drunk the other night and took the Clapper Rail home.

by Jacqueline Danielle 777 November 20, 2014

black rail

when an unsuspecting white sorority girl gets dicked by a black frat bro

Vivian: "Girl, didn't he take a picture of her naked and use it to blackmail her for more sex?"
Rebecca: "Yeah, first the blackmail, then the black rail!"

by Im A Beast September 5, 2021

On Rail

On-rail ~ Adjective

A repeatable action or outcome which is guided by a strict, predictable process.

This is an on rail project, following a repeatable set of steps.

by 🐺 July 5, 2022

taking the underground railroad

When someone snorts cocaine with a harriet tubman 20$ bill

Guy: "hey man you wanna be taking the underground railroad cuz my dealer got me the good hook up"

by GuccimaestroSS June 2, 2016

Norfolk Southern Railroad

A railroad that ate the Southern and Norfolk & Western to create a shit storm that would derail it's way throughout the east coast. They also creates 20 brain dead heritage units for foamers to simp over. NS is known for derailing trains frequently

"Hey look, the Norfolk Southern Railroad ate shit again in Altoona."

by PissBreather June 6, 2021

hot rail

The act of heating up a glass tube, then snorting methamphetamine through it and exhaling smoke.

We were doing hot rails with Paul Baloff.

by aesop November 6, 2003