quoff

To drink, particularly an alcoholic beverage

Fancy going t'pub and quoffing some ale?

by elbazimo April 24, 2005

quaffle

Either a series of queefs or one loud, massive queef.

Sally hoped that no one had heard the huge, rumbling quaffle she had ripped in the middle of class.

To amuse herself in the bathtub, Christy twisted her thigh and let out a bubbling quaffle.

by Ppabs September 4, 2005

quaffaw

Hard flick of the Scrotal sack, intended to inflict pain on the subject

"Ah, I just got quaffawed"

by JamesSNIPER December 3, 2007

Zangief quief

A quief in which a green substance is omitted from the cooter of an orange headed person.

Man, that bitch let loose a Zangief quief on me - last time I bone a redhead!

by Wing Schlang Wong August 4, 2006

quaffled

V.

Used to described someone who is under the weather, or sick.

Murdock: Brian looks pretty quaffled today.
Nate: I heard he got pneumonia from some lady's cat.

by Murdock March 4, 2005

Quief

A discharged of built up air through the vaginal cavity. Creating a farting like sound.

while having sex john was taken off gard when a quief excapt kelly's vag

by Mark McCain August 18, 2003

quirft

Another way to say cool, radical, stellar, and all of the other adjectives that equal to high regards.

"That is totally quirft, maaaaan!"

by Megan & Katie <3 January 18, 2008