Puerto Rican Joystick

A way to jerk off or receive a handjob when the person's thumb rotates in a clock-wise motion on the shmuck (or head) of the male's penis as if it is a joystick on a video game controller until the male finally ejaculates.

I asked Steph and Morgan for a Puerto Rican Joystick and they laughed in my face.

by The Puerto Rican Jew June 1, 2005

Pubercock

A 10-13 year-old boy whose penis has not yet reached his full potential.

Yeah, I was gonna go down on him, but he had a pubercock and it was too tiny.

by Annie and Danny July 4, 2006

puertorican thundergod

When you wear socks and slide around the house and shock your gf/ female friend with your penis. Must be done by a man of Hispanic decent.

My girlfriend wasn't cooking dinner so I ran around the house and gave her a puertorican thundergod to the lips.

by PR_thundergod March 2, 2015

puberty

When your body becomes swollen with evil, starts rotting, and the devil takes you as a toxic vessel for his purpose.

Mommy says puberty is why daddy left.

by teh schizoid September 14, 2008

nekkid Puerto Rican girl

a sexy as hell Puerto Rican chick who's bare ass naked & she wants to ride your dick

Nuthin better than a nekkid Puerto Rican girl ridin my dick!

by Bozz Hawg April 20, 2004

puberbating

the act of going through puberty

"god that kid's voice is so high"
"its because he hasn't started puberbating yet"

by faithjillhallie April 29, 2008

pukeriffic

Sarcastic description of something so sickening and repulsive, there is almost something terrific about it. Also see: sucktastic, craptacular

Teacher: What do you think about this novel, Johnny?

Johnny: It's pukeriffic.

Teacher: Oh, my word!

by Bunifa Latifah Halifa Sharifah Jackson September 6, 2003