hooter pooter

Hooter Pooter the stage name taken on by famed Harry Potter in an unauthorized alternate fictional story in which harry drops out of hogwarts and becomes an underage adult entertainer at the Witch's Tit.

Harry gleaned thunderous applause as the dark crowded room chanted the name Hooter Pooter, he threw off his griffidor robes and gave new meaning to "broom riding" as he started in on his favored Quiditch routine.

by B.J. Rowling March 8, 2009

jimmy protector

what the Beastie Boys call a condom

"you get the jimmy protector"
-The Sounds of Science

by JohnnyLurg December 25, 2011

pooter

slang term for your A-hole.

When the river runs red, take the pooter trail.

by Christopher james bueler May 13, 2005

pooter pie

another word for vagina

Tyler: Whatcha doin tomorrow?
Chris: I'm gonna get ma dick wet with some pooter pie.

by Tyler Feddersen May 8, 2008

Pooted

To shit. When you plan on farting but something goes wrong.

Mom: What's that smell?
Lil' James: I pooted.
Mom: Boy in your new pants?
Lil' James: *shrugs*

by Freeloading Will July 19, 2010

Protect This House

What you call people who always wear spandex clothing such as Nike Dri-Fit, Under Armor, etc.

Swoll guy wearing an Under Armor cut off comes in the room
Person 1: "Ahhh, I see Protect This House is here."

by Sizzeven! July 30, 2006

Jewish Protection

To use the same condom multiple times to save money on condoms.

The Jewish Protection failed Jay after the third time; the condom busted and he impregnated his bitch.

by SnakeBiter October 23, 2009