gay hokey pokey

When one fluctuates between being in and out of the closet, based on which is more beneficial to their current circumstances.

"Man, I don't know whether she wants be in or out. She's doing the gay hokey pokey."
"Tony's straight at home, but gay when he's out on the town. You could say he's pulling a gay hokey pokey."

by casserole42069 May 8, 2017

pushy in the pokey

Playing a nice game of prison sex. After you turn yourself around.

And THAT'S what it's all about.

Inmate Andy Rooney's corpse: "Guard Trump got an itch after lights out last night and raped me like a klingon

with his nightstick!"

Inmate Dick Cheney: "Nothing like the warm embrace of a little pushy in the pokey after evening crumpets."

by Lecherous Cretin October 2, 2018

hokey pokey

when you pretend to like someone so they think you are gonna sleep with them and then leave them hanging.

That guy's got a lot of money, i am gonna hokey pokey him tonight.

by Supreme lioness March 5, 2011

pookey

The Filipino word for vagina.

I'm going to shove my ***** into your pookey!

by Neil December 23, 2003

Hokey Pokey

To poke your hokey in a sleeping woman's mouth.

How would I know? It NEVER happened to me! I swear!

by Shakkara July 9, 2003

Pookey

Hawaiian word for penis

"My pookey's huge" or "I put my pookey in her mouth"

by Kaniela June 11, 2006

Proken

(1.) The random misspelling of a word (see "broken"). (2.) A trendy word (see "trendy")

"he stole my clover! he stole my name! he stole my life! *punches statue* and now he's proken my hand!"

<Scott> j00 sir r make teh trendy word!

by Chaz Ghostle March 2, 2003