-a person who procrastinates to the point of being called an expert
-He or she may be constantly active without actually progressing on his or her assigned task (mostly homework)though usually related to the lazy-bum and the couch potato
-He or she may be constantly active without actually progressing on his or her assigned task (mostly homework)though usually related to the lazy-bum and the couch potato
an example of a procrastinator is a person who has his/her entrance exam for college four months from now and this is what he/ she does:
1. pretends to care at first by searching for review centers online then ending up on a porn site jacking off to a hot asian girl/guy
2. spends weeks on tracking this asian girl through the net
3. gives up on the net and just searches for the nearest asian girl/guy
4. spends a month stalking this said asian girl/ guy
5. eats ice cream for day while the said asian person sleeps over another person's house
6. trails this person for the rest of his life until he realizes he never did go to college
7. still stalks the asian person anyway
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Another example would be a man who is tasked to draw a simple smiley face on a piece paper. If he doesn't do it he would lose his job and forever be unemployed. Instead of doing it, he goes out with his friends to disneyland while avoiding his date with his wife; while his thesis paper still only has one paragraph; while he skips sleeping; while bacteria causes his laundry to disintegrate behind his bedroom door; while...etc. at the same time.
1. pretends to care at first by searching for review centers online then ending up on a porn site jacking off to a hot asian girl/guy
2. spends weeks on tracking this asian girl through the net
3. gives up on the net and just searches for the nearest asian girl/guy
4. spends a month stalking this said asian girl/ guy
5. eats ice cream for day while the said asian person sleeps over another person's house
6. trails this person for the rest of his life until he realizes he never did go to college
7. still stalks the asian person anyway
\ :D /
Another example would be a man who is tasked to draw a simple smiley face on a piece paper. If he doesn't do it he would lose his job and forever be unemployed. Instead of doing it, he goes out with his friends to disneyland while avoiding his date with his wife; while his thesis paper still only has one paragraph; while he skips sleeping; while bacteria causes his laundry to disintegrate behind his bedroom door; while...etc. at the same time.
by rory roars a lot February 14, 2009
BUM BUM BUM. Evil nemesis of wordCarrie. Power: Procrastinationability. Weakness: Finishing things she needs to d
by NO July 06, 2003
A word meaning someone who wait's till the last minute to do something because dat bitch is too lazy. The kind of person who does this is a lazy fat mongoloid.
Jordan left his essay till the day before the deadline becuase he is a fucking mongo dipshit procrastinator.
by joraw January 09, 2012
Foursquare check-in format: @ ProcrastiNation ! Surfing the Internet when I should be doing my taxes.
by MLx February 06, 2010
A person who says they are going to do something but they don't.
Other another one is that a person who says they are not prude but really they are just scared to do anything with a guy or girl and when they have all the guys or girls they could have sex with but they do not.
Other another one is that a person who says they are not prude but really they are just scared to do anything with a guy or girl and when they have all the guys or girls they could have sex with but they do not.
by Justin Yelliott October 28, 2007
Calls her/himself an opportunist ( In a way that s/he is saving her/himself for the right time) but s/he is actually a Procrastinator
Lucas is a procrastinator
by Wickerman October 10, 2013
Some lame excuse that people use for not wanting to participate in what others are doing on time so they choose to be their own individual and not accomplish things the same as other humans should.
President Bush procrastinate all the time by not giving the people what they want, but always saying that he will.
by stitch4eva March 10, 2008