provisional

Some one who like to hoe around a more subtle term for a whore

She's my provisional

by Charlesdope March 30, 2017

Providence Pickle Beard

The act of placing multiple penises on someone's chin.

Truman: How many penii in a Providence Pickle Beard?
Lori: Five. Four, if you're being lazy.
Truman: You record?
Lori: I'm just lazy.

by Elite CAT September 25, 2009

America's Army: Proving Grounds

A free first person shooter created by the government funded by our taxes. Its sole purpose is to brainwash the current generation of kids into joining the US army and thinking that war is actually pretty close to Call of Duty

Averagekid - "Oh look a free game on the internet! It's called.... AAPG....America's Army: Proving Grounds??? Guess I gotta prove myself haha!

(2 months later)

Averagekid - "I spent so much time playing that my grades have plummeted, and I am now a failure. Time to join the army!"

by Capillari June 20, 2017

Problimedes

The great 21st Century problem solver.
Problimedes is a direct descendant of Archimedes.

Anyone can become Problimedes by solving a problem then declaring, "I am Problimedes".

"Ok, ok so it still doesn't work?"
"Hmm, what's changed?"
"The batteries are different!!"
"Try it without the batteries!"
"Eureka! It works!"
"I AM Problimedes!"

by Problimedes February 8, 2008

providence light switch

basment light fixture with light bulb half unscrewed , which in turn you fumble around in the dark twisting it in to activate the light

looking for the service panel I had to use the providence light switch to find my way around

by local alarm guy October 14, 2009

Provider

Those who offer up there weed, bowls, etc to others in the crowd for no compensation.

"Hey man, you want a hit of this?" said the Provider.

"Sweet, yeah man." said the weedless person.

by /soberman August 30, 2013

Provisional Vote

A vote coming from the morons of certain areas of a country, who have no idea where to go to vote so they hit up any voting place they can; causing votes that cannot be counted for up to 10 days delaying an election.

Save it for the last minute voter.

by Brent S. November 3, 2004