Sex Priest

One who offers guidance in the art of Sexual Intimacy.

Bob : man Ive been having troubles lately, you know, those troubles..."
Ben : You should go see a Sex Priest

by Dragon_5beans February 19, 2009

crack prices

Outrageously high prices offered for everyday consumer items

Buyer: I want a bottle of water
Seller: Four dollars.
Buyer: Those crack prices!
Buyer: How 'bout a dollar!

by Robust May 9, 2006

defrocked priest in a Toyota

much like the famous "Aristocrats" joke, this term refers to a sexual position that becomes as profane as the speaker wants it to be. The definition grows as the term continues from person to person. The definition begins with, "I bent her over the table and..."

I was with this dirty, dirty girl last night. We spent 4 hours doing the defrocked priest in a Toyota

by Randango The Flame September 7, 2006

Priesthood

The collective body of priests.

The Priesthood is a total lie! A Catholic "Father" is NOT a father; he is celibate! A Mormon "Elder" is NOT an elder, he is like 18-20 years old! How Aaronic.

by Pat & Kelly O'Brian January 13, 2007

priveledge

AKA privilege if you aren't bright enough to realize it...

It is a great priveledge to be graced by my fucking presence

by noobi May 21, 2011

Priest

1. A healing class that is the most effective healer in the World of Warcraftwho can mind control, give fort(stamina) buffs, shadow ward, shackle extra undead mobs during raids, and have massive mana pools to keep the raid alive.
2. The class in the World of Warcraft that takes the most blame if the Main Tank or Off-Tank dies.

1. Priests have mana pools in the then thousands with better gear.
2. Could I get a fort buff from a priest when they have time?
3. Stupid noob, now we need our priest to shackle that extra undead mob.

by Trueblonde October 4, 2006

cash'n prizes

a females body parts (tits and ass)

"check out that bitche's cash'n prizes"

by Kristine Stobert December 20, 2007