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Estrogen Uncertainty Principle

An article, when observed by a woman, must move to an unknown place.
Honey, do you know what happened to my car keys? ‘Yes, I moved them.’ (Estrogen Uncertainty Principle)
by DenverFlubb August 21, 2018
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Pryde Principle

Pryde Principle: It will get dumber in precisely the way you thought it couldn't
Can you believe Liz Truss was chosen to select Boris Johnson?
Yup. Pryde Principle in full effect.
by anonymous October 29, 2022
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monkey principle

When a woman won't leave a partner or group of friends until she has found a suitable replacement, like a monkey swinging from one vine to another, generally because she can't stand being alone.
Suzie just left Fred and now she's fucking Johnny? Monkey principle in full effect!
by AflacDuck77777 September 1, 2010
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GuanZhe's Uncertainty Principle

If two things are about 50% the same, they are as good as being the same thing, as quoted by GuanZhe
What did you say? You're gonna kill him? I heard you're gonna kiss him... meh, by GuanZhe's uncertainty principle, they both start with 'K-I', it's as good as the same thing.
by Reverse Godzilla November 7, 2020
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Perkinstein Principle

When an authority figure gives clear instructions to a group of people, multiple times in some cases, but most or all of the group fails to follow the instructions given in any way, potentially causing the authority figure to dwell into madness.
Teacher 1: Man, I told my students to draw 4 lines, but most of them drew 5, and some didn’t even draw lines!
Teacher 2: Ah the Perkinstein Principle, don't you go mad now.
by HutusGurus August 13, 2025
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The Osinski principle

Osinski Principle noun
1. You are not finished your project; done is your relationship to the project. It is just a new release.
2. A concept asserting that the completion of a project is not a final endpoint, but rather a transition to a new phase; the project remains an ongoing endeavor with continuous improvements and updates.
Example in context: "According to the Osinski Principle, releasing a version of the app doesn’t mean the work is done; it’s simply the beginning of the next iteration."
by Those who know = 💀 October 18, 2024
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Exoti Principle

Take my word for it. You've never met me before, but trust me. The "Exoti Principle" is something you should know.
by m0nk3yn1nj4 October 7, 2016
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