preston

Preston is a guy with a good personality and eyes that will light up your world. He loves girls that are not so pretty in looks but pretty in personality. His hair is usually blond or brown. His personality is out going he is not like anybody you will ever meet. He treats his girl like she is evrything.

Preston is an amazing person. He makes me feel Like im the only girl that matters in the world.

by Prestonsbabe February 11, 2015

Instagram Pretty

The phenomenon where mediocre to slightly unsightly girls’ physical appearances benefit in photo form from Instagram filters.

Matthew: Yo, so what does that girl you hooked up with look like?

Mark: Ehh. She's ok, well Instagram Pretty.

Luke: So on Facebook, she's a 7 but in real-life actually a 4?

John: Yeah bruh!

by Marc Suckerburg August 13, 2012

sittin pretty

laid back,no worries,chillin

we were sittin pretty in the v.i.p. in envy.

by bobby vicente January 19, 2005

Pretty Good

Not so good, around 80% complete of a good thing or a person

ash: how is your old ps2?
Me: it's still pretty good

by AsianSAGE October 16, 2014

ugly bitch trying to look pretty

Something fun to laugh at. Usually found in raves, parties, and clubs, it is a girl with a face like the ass of a horse with a body to match, yet she is clad in provocative clothing and is slathered with tons of makeup with her hair done and manicures. Her look is often accompanied by garlands of expensive jewelry and she usually smells strongly of designer perfume.

You know you are looking at an ugly bitch trying to look pretty when you see a humanoid hippo-chimpanzee hybrid dressed in an off-the-shoulder J.Lo top that is tied up to reveal her hairy stomach and linty outie, a skin-tight leather micromini small enough to be a belt, and thigh-high 7" tall boots. Her face is often encrusted with a layer of makeup that fails to conceal the yellow-white tops of her dime-sized acne. Behavior includes, flirting, strutting "sexily," blowing kisses and batting eyelashes.

Guy: Look at that ugly bitch trying to look pretty!
Other Guy: Does she seriously think that see-through blouse if going to fool anyone?
Guy: *Barfs*

by IluvB123 March 3, 2005

pretty

Polite way of saying someone is "beautiful,gorgeous,lovely fantastic,hot,sexy"

Someone who looks facially stunning up close.

Dude, that new girl you met, she's got such a pretty face!

by snowflakels373737 December 30, 2011

Pretty Girl Smell

The smell produced by pretty girls. Pretty Girl Smell is a concoction of pheromones and pharmaceuticals. It attracts with the musk of fertility and the smell of sweet food, leading its victims to believe that the pretty girl would be a) a desirable sexual partner and b) delicious, if worse came to worse.

Entirely heterosexual female: "Oo, Scheherazade, you smell different today, is that pomegranate perfume?"
(Enter PRETTY GIRL having bathed in lard soap)
Male population of the earth: **trembles, melts worships**
Entirely heterosexual female: **becomes misnomer**

Scheherazade: Confound you Pretty Girl Smell!

by Scheherazade June 23, 2009