Premature Perspiration

When a guy forgets to use deoderant and prematurely perspires in sweaty situations. The more concerned the guy is about the sweat, the more sweat he's going to generate. And if it happens once, it could happen again and again....

Steve: Dude I prematurely perspired watching this smokin chick lick an icecream...

Matt: Dude were you wearing deodarant?

Steve: It was bad dude, I hate premature perspiration.

by tigerslovepepper February 28, 2011

premature rat

The kind of people that have PERFECT noses and "APE" eyes with brown (ewww) things under their eyelids. They also are in training of the powerstance (which is sticking your butt out with your chest out too and your hands and legs wide open). The most important quality of a premature rat....are rat teeth indeed. They must be perfect rectangular, two little mmm's that are sticking out and when you lift your face up, they show, and the brown things under your eyelids show and your eyes also pop out more, like I'm going to eat you bulls. But, the most important part of the rat teeth position, is your nose still taking it's posture .

A very special shoutout to the rat master of all rat worlds, WILLARD!, taking his home in St. Barts Church's sewers. He has perfect rat teeth position and also the most graceful ape eyes in the world. His rat teeth are like MMM I WANT TO EAT THE LITTLE CORN! (w/ pishbulls accent)

by BoyBee June 21, 2005

premature ejaculation

The reason why most idiots are on this planet. Without it, we wouldn't need to believe in better places such as Heaven and Cancuun

Premature ejaculation is the most common reason why half the world exists.

by MIchael Reschke (Former U.S. Marine) June 15, 2006

premature abbreviation

Someone you have just met calls you by your high school nickname or a shortened version of your name without being asked. Can be simply social-klutzyness but often an early indicator you just met an ill-mannered loser. NB: All is usually forgiven if the person is someone you are attracted to.

Linda: Mark, this is my lovely friend Roanne, Roanne, meet Mark!
Mark: Hi, so what do you do for a crust Ro?
Roanne: It's Roanne thanks.
Roanne (later, to Linda): I don't know why exactly, but premature abbreviation is a major turn off...

by Roanne P January 11, 2009

Premature evacuation

When you think about going to the toilet and you shit your pants

Man that new toilet is comfortable, its got all the latest nobs and dials.... dear lord i think i just filled my barrel fronts with the devils fudge...DAMN you premature evacuation

by bennycnz June 22, 2010

Premature Ejection

The act of attempting to open a car door before the doors have been unlocked.

"Wait for me to open the doors, you've caused a premature ejection"

by xraybravo January 28, 2009

Premature iraqulation

The inability to remain at a task because of fear of failing, even though you are currently succeeding.

The football team was 42 points up, with 2 minutes remaining in the fourth quarter, when their head coach forfeited the game.

He suffers from premature Iraqulation.

by Tim Hirota December 27, 2011