by Moggraider May 27, 2008
Get the prenatal suicide mug.The act of a woman secretly going off the pill in hopes of having her unknowing partner impregnate her and trapping him with a paternity suit and/or child support nine months later.
"Tim just got sued by his ex for child support for her new baby, even though they broke up a year ago. The paternity test was positive, and she hasn't been with anyone else since. This stinks of a predatory pregnancy."
by Dr. Claw March 3, 2009
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Jenna : Wow this is a really nice Planet Fitness!
Mark : Thanks for becoming a member I own two of them I used to own three!
Jenna : Gosh im so hot do you mind if I work out naked!
Mark : Sure cuttie it's a judgement free zone! Oh sweet mother of god you are hot!
Jenna : Well are you going to cum for me or what!
Mark : Oh baby Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jenna : Keep cummin baby Uhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! cum inside me!
Mark : Oh your pussy is so soft! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jenna : Thanks now I believe I will take that red Corvette sitting out front!
Mark : Are you fucking crazy im not giving you my Corvette for a 5 minunte fuck here's 20 bucks beat it!
Jenna : Well since im Pregnant with your baby now I will have the Corvette and this Planet Fitness as well!
Mark : Fuck You Bitch Your Not Pregnant!
Jenna : Well I am ovulating so there is about a 90% chance I am see you in court BASTARD!
Mark : GOD DAMNT NOT AGAIN FUCK! FUCK ! FUCK!
Steve : Oh Mark you need to really keep that thing in your pants or fuck someone you can't get Pregnant! (wink)
Mark : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GYM! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Steve :Your gym I believe it belongs to Jenna now! (wink)
Mark : Thanks for becoming a member I own two of them I used to own three!
Jenna : Gosh im so hot do you mind if I work out naked!
Mark : Sure cuttie it's a judgement free zone! Oh sweet mother of god you are hot!
Jenna : Well are you going to cum for me or what!
Mark : Oh baby Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jenna : Keep cummin baby Uhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! cum inside me!
Mark : Oh your pussy is so soft! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jenna : Thanks now I believe I will take that red Corvette sitting out front!
Mark : Are you fucking crazy im not giving you my Corvette for a 5 minunte fuck here's 20 bucks beat it!
Jenna : Well since im Pregnant with your baby now I will have the Corvette and this Planet Fitness as well!
Mark : Fuck You Bitch Your Not Pregnant!
Jenna : Well I am ovulating so there is about a 90% chance I am see you in court BASTARD!
Mark : GOD DAMNT NOT AGAIN FUCK! FUCK ! FUCK!
Steve : Oh Mark you need to really keep that thing in your pants or fuck someone you can't get Pregnant! (wink)
Mark : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GYM! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Steve :Your gym I believe it belongs to Jenna now! (wink)
by SlopNChop October 31, 2018
Get the Pregnant mug.The deadly game of loading the fallopian tubes with one's sperm before and/or after others will do the same. Takes a minimum of three players (at least one female), but there is no maximum amount of players so invite your friends. There are no winners in this game, just one loser. The loser must pay child support for 18 years. Rules enforced by federal law.
Ted: Lauren invited us all over for a game of pregnancy roulette last night. It only lasted about 30 minutes and I was pretty surprised her boyfriend was down to play and pretty surprised he called last.
Mike: Nice man, so who lost?
Ted: Dunno yet, we are all winners for the next 9 months.
Mike: Nice man, so who lost?
Ted: Dunno yet, we are all winners for the next 9 months.
by ConnMan2411 December 2, 2010
Get the Pregnancy Roulette mug.Hey sweetie, I know we haven't talked in a month, but I thought you should know I'm pregnant, and it's yours. Oh yeah, and I have AIDS. Call your lawyer and your doctor, you're PregnAIDS.
by Brewer Matt X October 25, 2013
Get the PregnAIDS mug.Can be used with or without the "Well". Australian equivalent of the American "Well, stick a fork in me because I am done!" Expression of surprise or disgust, or of having absolutely nothing else to say, or of being flummoxed, bewildered, dismayed, stunned, or perplexed. Acronyms: WFMDABMP, FMDABMP, WFMD, FMD. For some really good examples, watch the Australian movie "Welcome to Woop Woop". BTW, FMD would be an appropriate Australian response for an Australian completely mortified by an American telling him that his favorite Australian movie is "Welcome to Woop Woop".
American: "My favorite Australian movie is 'Welcome to Woop Woop'."
Australian: "I am grossly mortified! Not all Australians are like that! That movie does not accurately reflect Australia!"
American: "Well, fuck me dead! I live in Los Angeles and you're telling me that movies aren't real?"
American: "My favorite Australian movie is 'Welcome to Woop Woop'."
Australian: "I am grossly mortified! Not all Australians are like that! That movie does not accurately reflect Australia!"
American: "Well, fuck me dead! I live in Los Angeles and you're telling me that movies aren't real?"
Question from atop the toilet: "Where's the toilet paper?"
Answer: "We're out of toilet paper."
Response: "Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!"
Answer: "We're out of toilet paper."
Response: "Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!"
by The Winn Drive Wonder June 30, 2017
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