Premanstrual Syndrome

When a male is in an inexplicably bad mood or suffers from sudden mood swings.

"I thought we were finally going to meet your boyfriend tonight."

"He was in a bad mood and opted to stay in to watch old movies and eat an entire pizza."

"Premanstrual Syndrome. It's perfectly natural."

by ManneM June 10, 2009

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premature joculation

1.)When you celebrate a win by dousing the coach in gatorade before the game is over, and you end up losing.

2.)When you celebrate a touchdown and spike the ball before you make it to the endzone, and look like a retard when it is called back. (DaSean Jackson, T.J. Jones).

Dude, look at the premature joculation on the sideline, the game is not over.

by Mark C. McKenna September 12, 2010

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Premature answer checking

Looking in the back of one's textbook to "check" homework answers before actually attempting the problem.

Wow, we have a lot of math homework. I will be doing a lot of premature answer checking tonight.

by SamsLembas October 9, 2008

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Premature Awakeulation

Waking up before your alarm clock goes off because your afraid your alarm is broken/wont go off when its supposed to.

Since Alison dropped her alarm behind her bed she went to sleep worried it wouldn't go off in the morning and she might be late for work. This resulted in premature awakeulation the next morning.

by VPizz January 14, 2008

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Preemptive Strike

The act of spraying air fresheners in public a restroom before taking a dump.

Man 1: That was a delicious taco.
Man 2: Sure...just make sure you do a preemptive strike before hitting the crapper.

by notwebster January 20, 2014

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Ejacularum Prematurae

Little known 'spell' from the Harry Potter universe used by Professor Dumbledore to amuse himself.

Dumbledore: Why Severus, what is the trouble?

Snape: Headmaster, I am again having unclean thoughts regarding the student Hermione.

Dumbledore (shouting and pointing his wand): EJACULARUM PREMATURAE!

Snape: Oh. Great. Thanks.

Dumbledore: Severus, there are some kleenex in the washroom.

by To M Paine October 28, 2009

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