predaphile

a predaphile (pedophile + predator) is a type of person that engages in and greatly enjoys the following:
- long boarding

- lurking in the showers
- luring in prey
- picking up prey from bus stops
- residing in parkdale
- banging retardos
- playing ultimate gaybee
- minors
- threesomes
- smoking illicit substances
- drinking illicit substances
- serving illicit substances to minors
- winning henley LOL JK
- making national team LOL JK AGAIN
- timelines and hook up webs
- junior programme
- flirting with milfs
- general douchebaggery

careful man, the predaphile is lurking in the showers

by giddeon July 11, 2011

pred

a mixture of purple and red

"my nails are pred you stupid hore not magenta!"

by molly kay July 21, 2006

social predeterminism

The belief that a person does not have any control over their social standing and will die in the same social class he was born.

Taking the cyclical pattern of poverty, some sociologists take that as a sign of social predeterminism.

by Hosang Lee September 17, 2007

i predict a riot!

From the song by the Kaiser Chiefs of the same name. Usually shouted at close quaters blurring the words together to sound like "ipredictariot". Used often in kitchens when very busy to exclaim the manic nature of working in a resturant and kitchen. The reply is often yes mate or i predict a riot in an even more incomprehensible nature. Usually the quicker and faster you say it the better.

James: "fuck me, i predict a riot!"
Gary: "YES MATE!"
Kit: "IPREDICTARIOT!!!"
Mark:"skang ding"

by howser_uk September 14, 2006

aliens vs. predator

Video-biographical re-enactment of Chuck Norris' first sexual encounter.

>You seen Aliens vs. Predator yet?
>Eeew! Chuck Norris sex tape!

by HungryNoobivore January 28, 2010

Predators

Scary large black men that chase around your best friend at school and then rape her in their beat up ghetto cars, preferably at muvico parking lots. The term incognito is used to describe a person in this situation.

Kid 1: (on the phone with Kid 2) Hey, where are you?

Kid 2: Uhhh, I'm incognito.

Kid 1: Damn predators..

by billybillybobbybobbbybobobobob June 21, 2011

predavert

an internet predator/pervert

Stephanie met this guy online and he turned out to be a complete predavert

by alphonse October 21, 2006