crotch ottering

The process of placing a cell phone between one's legs to conceal texting and other restricted cell phone activities.

Stacy was asked, "is Lisa texting? Stacy replied, "No, Lisa is not crotch ottering."

by Jaymic February 5, 2015

empty posturing

Synonym: Pretentiousness

Anthony Lavey's Satanic Bible describes "empty posturing" as:

Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.

If it were not for all his empty posturing I would have never questioned his intent.

by Grand Master of Luminaries August 31, 2016

Jew Potting

Putting a dollar inside the vagina or anus before having sex with a Jewish person.

“Hey man, last night me and Becky tried Jew Potting.”

by LiberatedSiN February 5, 2019

Ethnic Posturing

When your cool white friends want to prove that theyre more than white, that one of their grandparents were colombian or african or asian!

Friend: "I may look super white but actually my grandpa is from argentina"
Other friend: "dude thats so cool!"
last friend: " stfu dude and stop your ethnic posturing"

by visionary9000 October 21, 2019

pigpen pondering

when you think negatively a lot which increase stress hormones that can weaken your immune system.

The pigpen pondering made millions of Americans go to the hospital for preventable illnesses.

by Coop Dupe March 2, 2020

Yoghurt-potting

When a guy doesn’t know how to use his dick properly so he fucks you as if his dick is a spoon scraping the remnants of a yoghurt pot

“Fuck sake, Im so sick of getting fucking yoghurt-potted by these fucking yoghurt-potting fucksticks”

by Lurge October 5, 2020

Neti Potting

The ability to, when giving a blow job, let a man cum in your mouth, and then pass the load out of your nose and eat it again. A rare talent!!

My first experience with Neti Potting was when Polly sucked me off, and then passed my nut out through her nose. Bitch got to eat my load TWICE!

by Anita Pokin January 31, 2021