Purple Polar Bear

A sexual act by a woman who unprovoked, fiercely grabs the testicles of her partner, while being penetrated from behind.

Man, I must have gotten in too deep, because she reached back and gave me the purple polar bear.

by Purple balls of fire April 20, 2010

Gay Polarization

When two poles are attracted to each other, or two holes, or pole to hole. Gay Polarization defies any regular polarization such as magnets.

When Andy and Nick meet they were instantly drawn together pole to pole and knew they had Gay Polarization .

by Dedis Arailis February 10, 2017

Mr Poland

Having a threesome with a German and a Russian, but you must be dominated the entire time.

Person A: Did you hear about Timmy, he had a threesome with a German and Russian chick last night!

Person B: Timmy's a little bitch, he would have spent his whole time getting pegged by them. He was definitely Mr Poland.

by BigChiefMojoRising August 24, 2018

Hetalia Poland

A sexy beast; a creature of chaos, seduction, ponies and inexplicable femininity. Every time you look at him, your mind (and your reproductive organs) is blown at how mind bogglingly sexy he is.
A character from the cursed show of hetalia, but will always be something more.

"Holy shit Estonia, here comes Hetalia Poland!"
"No Lithuania, don't look at him, the last time you did, you ejaculated everywhere and I had to clean it u-"
"..."
"Dammit Lithuania, I think some of it got on my face."

by Probably not aesthetic June 6, 2019

Beached polar bear

When a person the size of a whale and a white as a polar bear chases you down because he’s mad or has temperamental problems

Holy shit dude there’s a beached polar bear chasing me

by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022

Wock to Poland

Verse by Lil Yachty’s new song ‘Poland’
If you hear someone say this its probably stuck in their head from watching Tiktok or the music video.

Person1: “I took the wock to poland”
Person2: “Bro shutup”

by theonlysm!th October 7, 2022

polanis

someone who uses the same jokes over and over again, and constantly goes out of his way to be a douchebag.

-first day of school to last day of school: The fit hit the shan, the fit hit the shan, the fit hit the shan, said polanis every day because hes a douche.
-Port is a classy city, said polanis.

by g-town September 30, 2006